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sharkling violet @nothingpaintedviolet@octodon.social

i fear the shitty conspiracy board i frequent has finally jumped the shark entirely - there are people there posting Ayn Rand quotes. Unironically.

does anyone know any non shitty alt-right infested place for ufo sightings and the like?

real men are overwhelmingly consumed with the desire to bite everything they see

i will reach into heaven and yank your screaming deer soul back

so there's finally a new season of mst3k, but all my Old Crew are on the other side of the country so now i need to find someone new to get wicked drunk with to watch it. soooon. life is hard hey

i finally watched Zootopia, am i automatically a furry now?

new star wars trailer is alright, but i've got one note; not enough space boyfs

i'm Shannon Gnoll let me back in the crazy horse!

so i guess masto just isn't as into selfies as tumblr is hey?

i saved 90 selfies yesterday and this was the only sfw one oops

@nothingpaintedviolet Like, could we add about 20% more gay, see where things go?

mastodon is great and all but like it could be a bit gayer

incidental masto-break because i went on a date with one of my partners and wasn't near my laptop for a day and a half

[and i know there ARE phone apps but i haven't bothered yet and this just adds to the extra rad early 00's feel of this place i love it i'm never gonna shut up]

but now i'm going to pry myself from the federated tl and go make tht coffee cus i can't be even remotely coherent without it @______@

i still wasn't sure exactly how Into Masto i am but i just booted it up to check my feed BEFORE MAKING COFFEE so basically i'm gone for good

i'm still too lazy to get selfies off my phone and onto laptop but in the meantime here is my grumpy shit of a son being as lazy as his mummy

there is a poster here with the same avatar as my favourite poster on the conspiracy board i lurk and it's giving me a heck of a mental dissonance right now
[because masto is pure unalloyed lovely and conspiracy board is a toxic dumpster fire]