Knob Oddie @nobody@octodon.social

You can tell it's a good apple because it can withstand a lot of warehouse aging without losing any flavor and the thick shellac contributes to hyperregular bm's by coating your intestines internally so that nothing is absorbed.

Whenever I eat a red delicious apple now, I think about @chuckwendig . They are much better than no apple at all and also great for throwing.

Más misa.

I don't need to lose weight, but I do need to lose mass.

Alan the Cowboy, Alan Ismorisette, Alan Balan Bobalan

Alan Persons Project: Tudyk, Cumming, Jackson, and Moore. #alan

I cannot comprehend how overlapping grip golfers are able to hit the ball with any semblance of precision.

I have rules from and to every single zone on this stupid proprietary firewall blocking all traffic on a specific port. I've rebooted the darn thing. I've cleared all the session caches. And I can still send the traffic without impediment. Proprietary networking gear sucks and nobody here listens to my advice before making purchases of equipment that I'm going to end up administering.

I wish I could get the flavour of raw spinach in a food with the texture of a raw banana.

I picked up this book randomly at the library and I'm obsessed with the Kurdles now.
#kurdles #comics http://www.kurdles.com/

My state has no sense of humor. I mostly stopped wearing my old Dinosaur Comics shirt that says "My whole family is made of meat" because I got tired of people who didn't get it.
https://jalopnik.com/5724684/virginia-dmv-revokes-worlds-greatest-license-plate
#virginia #cars #cannibalism

The aphorism that goes with the ashes is totally great. "Remember that thou art dust and to dust thou shalt return."

Fun Fact: Ash Wednesday ashes were originally made from the cremains of martyrs before they realized the economic impact Reliquaries could have on a tourist market and switched to ashes made from palm leaves instead. #nottrue #catholicism

Insofar as this Tuesday is like any other Tuesday, it shall be fat.

Kraut > Slaw
Pico > Salsa
Thuringer > Salami

(Pupusa + Slaw) ^ Coriander + Salsa = (Thuringer + Senf) / Weck + Kraut

Pupsas > Arepas

RIP Tom Rapp, the 60s song writer, singer, and guitarist. Gene Weingarten wrote him a nice mini-obit in his weekly chat.

https://live.washingtonpost.com/gene-weingarten-20180213.html#5046148

He wrote a full profile of Rapp in the 90s:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/style/features/rapp.htm

And here's some of Tom Rapp's music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qz1YF6qP2Ik

All my electronic holds at the library came through at the same time again. It's a bittersweet bonanza. #books

Is there anything like a sheet music subscription plan for forscore or any other music notation application? Like even something from individual publishers would be cool. Cause I want all the piano music and my favorite music books are very much not well bound at this point. (I know about the free options for public domain stuff) #piano #sheetmusic #subscription

I think my kids have been drinking straight out of the chocolate syrup bottle. I went to drink straight out of it myself and it felt lighter than usual. #chocolate