Knob Oddie @nobody@octodon.social

Nailed an interview for once, but the project is a wee bit less excellent than it seemed. Like a pro playing minigolf, it's an interesting challenge and I will learn by doing it because the landscape is a little off from what I was training for, but this is not the complete 18 holes challenge which I want.

Trump announced sanctions against North Korea to prevent them from colluding with his staff to influence our elections again.

@brook Durham should have an annual parade where the floats intentionally exceed the height limit and the route goes under the bridge. Call it a Limbo Day Celebration.

You can tell it's a good apple because it can withstand a lot of warehouse aging without losing any flavor and the thick shellac contributes to hyperregular bm's by coating your intestines internally so that nothing is absorbed.

Whenever I eat a red delicious apple now, I think about @chuckwendig . They are much better than no apple at all and also great for throwing.

@a_breakin_glass @brook cobrapunk = dobropunk, but your slide is a living venomous snake

Más misa.

I don't need to lose weight, but I do need to lose mass.

Alan the Cowboy, Alan Ismorisette, Alan Balan Bobalan

Alan Persons Project: Tudyk, Cumming, Jackson, and Moore. #alan

I cannot comprehend how overlapping grip golfers are able to hit the ball with any semblance of precision.

@riddlebot A one armed puppet.

@codl @Siphonay A Ganadian grime

I have rules from and to every single zone on this stupid proprietary firewall blocking all traffic on a specific port. I've rebooted the darn thing. I've cleared all the session caches. And I can still send the traffic without impediment. Proprietary networking gear sucks and nobody here listens to my advice before making purchases of equipment that I'm going to end up administering.

I wish I could get the flavour of raw spinach in a food with the texture of a raw banana.

I picked up this book randomly at the library and I'm obsessed with the Kurdles now.
#kurdles #comics http://www.kurdles.com/

@Mainebot Fuuuuuuuuuuuuu... That sucks.

My state has no sense of humor. I mostly stopped wearing my old Dinosaur Comics shirt that says "My whole family is made of meat" because I got tired of people who didn't get it.
https://jalopnik.com/5724684/virginia-dmv-revokes-worlds-greatest-license-plate
#virginia #cars #cannibalism

The aphorism that goes with the ashes is totally great. "Remember that thou art dust and to dust thou shalt return."

Fun Fact: Ash Wednesday ashes were originally made from the cremains of martyrs before they realized the economic impact Reliquaries could have on a tourist market and switched to ashes made from palm leaves instead. #nottrue #catholicism