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I just found out that this imac keyboard has no numlock or scrolllock and I don't know how apple people are supposed to know if their scrolls are locked.

Three Wishes by Liane Moriarty is the funniest book I've read all year.

@jordyd Punitions is pretty good, but not as universally funny

@schlink It's so close to perfect, isn't it? My only tip is that the cookie autodelete plugin has an option to save cookie preferences uniquely per container. So you can leave yourself logged in even after a restart in a personal tab, but have your default unnamed container still never remember you.

Relatively old song, but new to me and Laura Mvula is one of my favorite people now.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=hYjHixQ9

I could either put my old chain, gears and, cables back on my newly repaired frame, rebuild my bike with brand new modern components that I can't afford, or strip what I need off my wife's bike and see if she notices. Hmmmm

Dear co-workers who are posting stuff on slack today,
WTF.

@XenonFiber Oh, I think I misunderstood. Ignore me

@XenonFiber You could set an every minute schedule temporarily to test.

@Mainebot The runner's high is a myth! The runner's pretty good feeling a couple days later on the other hand, is totally real

@Siphonay That's the freedom putting grit into the cogs of the man. And the pages reloading every time you switch away for more than 146 milliseconds despite having multiple free gigs of ram is the reloading of choice. There are no seatbelts on FF for Android because when you crash it, you're crashing freedom.

(I love Firefox for Android and use it exclusively)

@Siphonay I don't think F13 through F19 have ever been pressed on my Mac's keyboard. They could unplug reality and we'd still be safe

I am a charter member of the Society for the Liberation of Ingrown Hairs and Toenails.

Heute Nacht fresse ich Schildkrötensuppe.

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Ah! Riding the bike, warm spring wind flowing around you! 😍

And tiny insects sticking to your lip gloss! 😭

@mjog Not exactly write only, but is moa.party adaptable to your purpose?

I like computers and I'm good at computer stuff but if computers didn't exist, I would be just as good at digging ditches and probably happier

@Siphonay @tom His YouTube channel is all sorts of wonderful