Knob Oddie @nobody@octodon.social

@riddlebot A fetishistic pyro

Sleep is where I get to be Ayrton Senna driving in the rain at Monaco

@encarsia As a simple balance bike, we left the pedals off for a month, then attached them when the kids were ready

C:\>park
Drive heads parked
C:\>

@fobo Next up on the pocket docket: Polly Pocket vs Rocket Coroquette. Pocket alleges Rocket misappropriated their locket socket mockup to produce unauthorized coroquette jockey socket.

@Mainebot I'm only following because @D_ is.

@naimoe Take photos before you go in case it changes again. Good luck, I hope it turns out minor

Wait, GZA did a tv show about science? Yes, please.

Ordering replacement parts for a 20 year old bike is a stressful experience. Hope I didn't screw up too much. I could have spent less on a new Walmart special and be riding right now.

Whoever decided that mint toothpaste should be the only flavor sold in the USA and it should be so minty it hurts was probably a BDSM evangelist.

@Mainebot You missed my mouth, probably on purpose, and this is not sexy.

It's the opposite of 🤑

@wohali I love that brand logo. My parents used to have those in all our emergency flashlights.

@starbreaker If they would just bury more of those things, we could put parks on top of them and lose nothing.

@craigmaloney I'm still thankful that my highschool dropped Pascal a year or two before I started. I don't think I would have become a programmer.

I before e except after c or when sounding like a as in neighbor or wierd

I don't really care who wins, but I will always cheer for an African team over anybody else except the USA. Go Senegal! #football #soccer