As our single sign-on is permanently either broken or going to break tomorrow, I'm implementing jingle sign-on instead. Users will shake a bell with a unique timbre per user at the microphone to play shave and a haircut in order to obtain a persistent token. It won't work at all, but it'll be more fun than the current system. #sso
@Riley Tingle signature checking https://octodon.social/media/gss_u2uHedwHIYHQ6Ec
@nobody *explodes*
@nobody ringerprint reader