Knob Oddie @nobody@octodon.social
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When the corporate supercomputer gives me directions, it'll frequently tell me to turn "in one thousand feet" but feet combined with that magnitude is not something I can estimate well. I need subjective directions like "hang a reggie in a wee bitty bit", "hook a U post haste", or "not this'n, but just after this'n, take a louie".