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Do bread sales people just go around pitching loaves all day?

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RT @nowthisnews@twitter.com

.@RepKatiePorter@twitter.com challenged big bank CEO Jamie Dimon to pay his workers a living wage by literally showing him the math

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"I am the father of a wise essential herb which isn't thyme, though we are often seen together." riddlewot.com/riddles/fj6WylqZ #riddle

Clamsplaining: mansplaining, but you just shut your trap and keep it bottled up instead.

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That Han Solo movie Show more

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Fun math fact: the digits of the square root of pi are the same as the digits of pi in reverse order.

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I wish there were some way I could train myself to ululate in my sleep instead of snoring.

When I pretend to shoot a raygun at an angle, I say "skew skew skew!"

The Kinky Boots the musical the soundtrack is pretty great.

Growing up means I now know that in Chip n Dale's Rescue Rangers, Monterey Jack's cheese preferences were pretty good.

Back pain is better than an alarm clock

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Weird. The "O'Brien in Dress Uniform" action figure comes with a the world's smallest Cello.

Was there an episode where O'Brien plays a Cello?!?

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Dear kids in Washington State: you can make an appointment with your doctor, or walk into a clinic or ER, and get vaccinated. You don't need permission from your parents. You don't have to wait until you are 18. If the health care provider gets confused, the magic phrase is "Mature Minor Doctrine", and point out that not wanting to catch measles is sign of sufficient maturity.

Please reshare, and copypaste this any place this would be useful.

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Please. If you enjoy the MCU and need some fun in your life, go enjoy this classic post entitled Captain America Is A Big Ol' Creep And I Can Prove It With Maps. Especially fun if you're familiar with the DC area.

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