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Clamsplaining: mansplaining, but you just shut your trap and keep it bottled up instead.

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That Han Solo movie Show more

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Fun math fact: the digits of the square root of pi are the same as the digits of pi in reverse order.

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I wish there were some way I could train myself to ululate in my sleep instead of snoring.

When I pretend to shoot a raygun at an angle, I say "skew skew skew!"

The Kinky Boots the musical the soundtrack is pretty great.

Growing up means I now know that in Chip n Dale's Rescue Rangers, Monterey Jack's cheese preferences were pretty good.

Back pain is better than an alarm clock

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Weird. The "O'Brien in Dress Uniform" action figure comes with a the world's smallest Cello.

Was there an episode where O'Brien plays a Cello?!?

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Dear kids in Washington State: you can make an appointment with your doctor, or walk into a clinic or ER, and get vaccinated. You don't need permission from your parents. You don't have to wait until you are 18. If the health care provider gets confused, the magic phrase is "Mature Minor Doctrine", and point out that not wanting to catch measles is sign of sufficient maturity.

Please reshare, and copypaste this any place this would be useful.

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Please. If you enjoy the MCU and need some fun in your life, go enjoy this classic post entitled Captain America Is A Big Ol' Creep And I Can Prove It With Maps. Especially fun if you're familiar with the DC area.

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Okay, so you wanna install grid-tie solar without getting permission from your power company Show more

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Imagine if you couldn’t look at social media on the toilet. Usage would drop by at least 75%.

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Dear people from Mastodon, here some thoughts on how to be more inclusive and less ableist on this beautiful platform: Show more

Just finished the book Redshirts by Scalzi about the expendable extra characters in Star Trek. It was mostly hilarious and only took about half a day to read. Totally worth checking out

US labor, baseball hats Show more

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Octodon

Octodon is a nice general purpose instance. more