Knob Oddie @nobody@octodon.social

Sleep is where I get to be Ayrton Senna driving in the rain at Monaco

C:\>park
Drive heads parked
C:\>

Wait, GZA did a tv show about science? Yes, please.

Ordering replacement parts for a 20 year old bike is a stressful experience. Hope I didn't screw up too much. I could have spent less on a new Walmart special and be riding right now.

Whoever decided that mint toothpaste should be the only flavor sold in the USA and it should be so minty it hurts was probably a BDSM evangelist.

I before e except after c or when sounding like a as in neighbor or wierd

I don't really care who wins, but I will always cheer for an African team over anybody else except the USA. Go Senegal! #football #soccer

I just found out that this imac keyboard has no numlock or scrolllock and I don't know how apple people are supposed to know if their scrolls are locked.

Three Wishes by Liane Moriarty is the funniest book I've read all year.

Relatively old song, but new to me and Laura Mvula is one of my favorite people now.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hYjHixQ9Ns4 #thatsalright

Yup.
https://mobile.twitter.com/bloomcounty/status/1001992563342086144/photo/1

I could either put my old chain, gears and, cables back on my newly repaired frame, rebuild my bike with brand new modern components that I can't afford, or strip what I need off my wife's bike and see if she notices. Hmmmm #bike

Dear co-workers who are posting stuff on slack today,
WTF.

I am a charter member of the Society for the Liberation of Ingrown Hairs and Toenails.

Heute Nacht fresse ich Schildkrötensuppe. #tmnt2 #nes