@phessler I suppose my favorite story was that the whole band was hiding in there. (The band went home after playing. Also, that bathroom barely holds one small person.)

My least favorite story was that the avoidance was due to a dead body.

My favorite story not directly about the bathroom was re-telling http://www.angelfire.com/md/cookiemueller/divine.html because Divine was awesome! I suppose I should have said everyone wanted to use that restroom to enjoy that level of awesomeness.