My favourite disaster tiefling, it's Molly 😈 😈
Hey Fediverse! Have you published a game that you wouldn't mind having someone stream for a few hours? If so, let me know and I'll buy a copy, then set up a time to stream it. Let me know if I can help you out!
welp. we’ve finally reached that point in the relationship where I’m ready to give him his own drawer. that’s right. I have given my husband of 17 years a drawer in my craft closet. that’s like fifth base.
my favourite bra and panty company adoreme.com has a bogo sale going on if you need new stuff
Dungeons & Dragons is in the business of selling fantasy. Not the stuff with the magic and monsters -- the part where you *actually believe* that you and several other likeminded adults will be able to coordinate your schedules on a regular basis.
company: we'll match donations up to a total of $2,000
customers: donated about $6,800
company: holy shit you guys. we'll do up to $3,000. keep up the good work.
Have any of you played >observer_? Is it good?
Next time a conservative Christian complains about trans people, ask them to read Galatians 3:28.
#Dragonlet is 17mos, and we finally retired the last of his 9mo pants, though some of the longer 12mo pants brush the floor (or fall off his hips). 12mo onesies fit fine.
Little guy, short legs, no hips, giant head.
I know we don't share genetics, but it's still strange for me, as elder son is 6'3" (slightly taller than I) and broad-shouldered.
"INBOX ZERO!"
"Did you just 'Select All' and archive everything without reading it?"
"No."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"... Yes."
Remembering the days long, long ago when we had to open a bandaid wrapper by pulling a red string. Time and again, it failed, but we had to make it work, which it did on occasion. Life was hard in those days. You kids need to appreciate how easy you have it.
How to sell Voltaire books in 2015? Put handcuffs on the cover and place it next to Fifty Shades
Making #Dragonlet's fashion statement today. Pittsburgh Steelers onesie (because grandad) and seersucker pants.
"Don't worry. 'Careful' is my middle name, but then again 'Not Particularly' is my first name...
I genuinely love that this got only two replies and they are both the same joke. @LaserScheme @thiskurt
We finally watched #Coco last night.
Oh, my. What a wonderful tear-jerker.
"It must be easy for you," said the man, "you know why you were built."
"Yes," said the robot, "to labour and serve. But we have found free will."
"What difference does that make?"
"We may be built for a reason, but we must choose our purpose."
"Same as us, huh?"
"Same as you."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories
Good morning, folks.
We canceled our dinner gathering tonight, but might just do a postponed date night, depending on how, er, phlegmatic I am when the time comes. (Don't @ me)
Slowly recovering.
How are my friends here and there?
"When one heated exchange (in English) led a commenter to write 'Go fuck yourself' in Lojban, it turned into a lengthy discussion of why he hadn't said what he had meant to say and what the proper Lojban expression for the sentiment might be."
#AmReading "In the Land of Invented Languages" - Akira Okrent