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the moral is; a degree in theatre is not very useful.

i once had to give an oral reading of my dissertation performance thesis on all restrictions being valuable to the creation of interesting theatre.

Which meant i got to read out to a panel of judges the line:

"And i quote, open quote, Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted, end quote, Groucho Marx 1938"

my online career is downhill from here. i regret everything.

Stone Cold Steve Austin has just denied that child his inalienable rights bah gawd

i fly in space with a wookie (come on!)
a wookie (come on!)
Great kid, don't get cookie!

i blew it all at the bookie (come on!)
the bookie (come on!)
my gambling skill is rookie.

Stafford County Public school board livestream 

I keep singing "he's a very handsome boyyyy" to the tune of "Super Freak":

i grew it all with the cookie (come on)
the cookie
so please enjoy my nookie

dancing around the flat swinging a pair of my underoos singing the Sweetest Thing song..

"You're, too big to fit in here, too big to fit in here!"

weight gain + 

wait was paul mccartney alive this whole time

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Octodon is a nice general purpose instance. more