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Took my ADD meds and got so much done, but not much eating or sleeping. Horrible trade off.

There's something magical to me about not sleeping, getting up and getting the first train across town. My best hours are always the ones after I should be asleep.

@Red No, but it would if someone had removed my voice box.

Some people mourn the fact that we dont all share lewds and hornt over each other anymore, but really what happens is we all friend zoned each other.

"stop i can only get so erect" is one of my favourite jokes these days.

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