Internet down for 10 mins: ugh
Down for 1 hour: this is starting to be painful.
Down for 12 hours: I demand blood for this pain.
Engineer cannot access internet in building and has left because someone put a padlock on the communal cupboard: bring forth the human sacrifice.
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