i ordered a bunch of sardines in bulk and my kids found them and have started saying to each other "i swear it on my father's sardines" and i dunno it just doesnt feel like im coming back from this one

like theyre not even owning me to my face, theyre just using me as the butt of their own in jokes and fuck man it feels real bad

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@helldude Well, at least that's their christmas presents sorted.

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