I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack posts on fire off the shoulder of Mumsnet. I watched T-girls glitter in the dark near the Trannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
Time to dilate.
"It's too bad she won't pass ... but then again, who does?"
@xenophora@mxsiege misanthropic stemlord gets Call to Action from ancient mythic prophecy, but the hero cycle he's called to is mostly about lifting sheep over forded rivers, besting people in drinking contests, solving problems by being kind and powerful and lifting heavy things