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Hi, I sometimes make labels for silly products for you to pick up and gawp at / steal in immersive theatre shows.

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I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.
Attack posts on fire off the shoulder of Mumsnet.
I watched T-girls glitter in the dark near the Trannhรคuser Gate.
All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

Time to dilate.

"It's too bad she won't pass ... but then again, who does?"

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thanks all for the feedback, looks like this might be a good solution for me.

Does anyone have experience with weighted blankets? would you recommend?

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I've heard people say I should get on mastodon, so here I am.

small girl the size of a large girl is completely blocking east-bound lane Highway 145.

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their credentials seem to be *reads closer* they were the guys who actually lead the storming of Area 51 last year.

huh, checks out.

I can't believe that two prank bros sneaking into Sciiientol0gy with a spy camera and mocking them relentlessly turned out to be one of the best Sciiientol0gy documentaries of our time.

It's just a prank bro, dont audit me bro.

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took ages to figure out they meant "representative"

in the past ive had clients show me a photo and say "can you redraw this but illustrative?" and i had to go away and hire an illustrator to redraw it and the client looked at the result and went "no no no, i want it to be illustrative"..

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Selfie ec 

NikkieTutorials plz teach me how to everything with my face.

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