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Hi, I sometimes make labels for silly products for you to pick up and gawp at / steal in immersive theatre shows.

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I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.
Attack posts on fire off the shoulder of Mumsnet.
I watched T-girls glitter in the dark near the Trannhäuser Gate.
All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

Time to dilate.

"It's too bad she won't pass ... but then again, who does?"

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Took my ADD meds and got so much done, but not much eating or sleeping. Horrible trade off.

There's something magical to me about not sleeping, getting up and getting the first train across town. My best hours are always the ones after I should be asleep.

Some people mourn the fact that we dont all share lewds and hornt over each other anymore, but really what happens is we all friend zoned each other.

"stop i can only get so erect" is one of my favourite jokes these days.

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The problem with being an old soul, is basically by the time you're in your 30s, you feel like you should be retired.

Trans girls come prepackaged with their own supply of ex-boyfriend oversized clothes.

yes you too can see me having to click off to other tabs to remember how to spell various enzymes and hormones.

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