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selfie, ec 

:smol_purple_heart: :purple_sparkling_heart:💜 Purple's back snitches. 💜:purple_sparkling_heart::smol_purple_heart:

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Hi, I sometimes make labels for silly products for you to pick up and gawp at / steal in immersive theatre shows.

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I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.
Attack posts on fire off the shoulder of Mumsnet.
I watched T-girls glitter in the dark near the Trannhäuser Gate.
All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

Time to dilate.

"It's too bad she won't pass ... but then again, who does?"

showgirls 1995 was a different time 

"With the open-mouthed, vacant-eyed look of an inflatable party doll, Ms. Berkley should have been well suited to a film that treats its heroine like a shiny new toy."

-The New York Times

or more specifically that everyone sees this sort of stuff and goes "that's totally unrealistic" and .. they're not at all. Like maybe its not your world but none of this is unrealistic.

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Reading a lot of people's reviews of Showgirls yesterday after watching it again and now the same with Spring Breakers and like i think i might have to turn this into a season of realising that people literally can't see past the aesthetic of breasts

so instead gonna go with the hue diffuse outdoor bendable stuff and see what sort of enjoyable squiggle curves i can draw with it

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i was really interested in the LIFX beam but apparently its hugely buggy, and requires your phone to be turned on always for the programmable stuff

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looking forward to installing a giant LED neon squiggle across my bedroom wall. Ordered a 5m colour led bendable outdoor strip

Kids these days are so into their million labels.

Facebook voter software: This person is a white heterosexual 44 year old 60th percentile of middle income catholic cisgender woman who has been geolocated going to mass at least 3 times in the last 90 days, is likely considering having a baby from her browsing history, lives in the X district of Y city section of Z city, previously divorced, dog owner, daily facebook user, high engagement with right wing political posts and beauty products..


crumbling from the realisation that US grape jelly is actually from grapes and not just slang in the way that "Grape" replaced "Blackcurrent" as the purple flavour option but its still just purple flavour

This might explain the peanut butter and grape jelly thing..


If you're a queer girl and sleeping on women's wrestling i dont know what to say.

wrestling AEW 

Very happy to discover that The Leather Daddy and his Gimp are still the main wardrobe choices of these wrestlers. I was getting worried TNT had gotten nervous about it and put the kibosh on it.

im being truthful about the first part, still getting used to things.

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i think i get nervous nowadays about seducing myself.

ill get there.. its just.. maybe im out of my league.

kind of hilarious to switch from Showgirls which was like.. critically panned and held up for years as awful, to The Accountant which... uhhh..

“Verhoeven was widely understood in America as a satirist and as a social commentator as long as the primary texture of his films was violence ... [whereas] he makes a movie that has a texture that is more overtly sexual [and] all of a sudden people didn't think he was a satirist or a commentator ... they just sort of said ‘what a pervert’.”

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enjoying a classic tonight, Showgirls.

interesting that with new political targetting tools you're no longer a grouping, a subsect or a nationality but like.. a small handful of maybe 15 who do the same thing.

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