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Gen X: β€œwe’re gonna say suck on TV”
Milennials: β€œwe’re gonna binge meta irony on internet TV”
Gen Z: β€œwe are here to guillotine our capitalist overlords in the service of glorious revolution.”

computer whine Show more

"It was in the last bag they checked."

Why, for goodness sake, would they keep on looking?

It's always the last bag you check, even if it is also the first bag you check.

I'm noticing a serious lack of love going around on this thing
so hey
stop
just listen
you're a wonderful and lucent being
deserving of love and compassion
I believe in you

Ok, let me tell you my pizza secret

Order from dominos
get a large 4 topping pizza
get chicken
get feta
get hot banana peppers
and put that on garlic Parmesan sauce

you are welcome

I think I’ve just accidentally invented cyber camp fire

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pol, shots fired Show more

unite people in common struggle for democracy to crush the elites who rule over society

hey fedifriends, any recs for good ipad masto clients? using tootdon rn and it’s an oversized iphone app on ipad

make fighting capitalism part of your personal brand

more to the language itself:

Objective-C programmers do it with a bit of Smalltalk

who would win?

a country shaped by its frequent cold weather

or

some white fluffy particle bois

when the moon eats the sky like a big pizza pie
that's a vore

fuck it I have one more

C programmers do it with a wild pointer

tired: install for this user only
wired: install for all users on this computer

inspired: install for all users on this computer except this one

Stephen Hawking did not die. He created a black hole with his mind and fell into it. Prove me wrong.