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you folks ever heard that john mayer song, "your body is a wasteland"?

let maplebot join your electronica band

Live fast suck toes

[INCANTATION TOWARDS DOGS]

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Somehow, gas station bathrooms seem to be mainly used by people who have no idea how to use a bathroom.

you’re all familiar with replacing words with numbers like “went 2 the store 4 some bread” but I want the deluxe version

“This carrier is 14ny little dogs only”
“I wrote this piece 42ned guitar”
“Isn’t that Beatles song Sexy S81derful?"
“I’ll finish this lev11tually”
“This fix was extremely str(8,4)ward”
“Buddy, listen to me. I’ve got like ten pounds of cabbages, pא‎₀ more"

I don't get everyone's obsession with "authentic" food, as if you were afraid of getting scammed. Does it really matter as long as it's delicious?

I mean, hard-shell tacos aren't fake, they're just not from Mexico, but does that mean they taste bad?

Do you really care that spaghetti bolognesa isn't from Bologna?

HÄAGEN DAZS ISN'T EVEN REMOTELY A SCANDINAVIAN WORD?!?!

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I've just had the worst idea

Run what appears to be a regular numbers station, but occasionally interject with "that's numberwang!" every so often

my search turned up so empty that it returned MY OWN POST about what i was searching for

core competencies: yak shaving

the myth of meritocracy in tech is prevalent despite how the bell curve is aligned the same as any other field yet is followed less, and:
1) those who learned in their free time/bc they had to/outside of job training know infinitely more with less arrogance
2) following tech news doesnt mean you know how to do something
3) being tech savvy is not a predictor of intelligence, and vice versa

to keep it short and sweet: your credentials/degree/certificates/etc mean nothing to the right people

* Tries to download articles that I legit have access to through the journal's site; fails due to multiple redirect error *

Me: Hello, Sci-hub

tfw your role is to literally provide zero productive value to the economy and steal from the productive value of your workers

Me: ... he works there for the health insurance
Them: I thought he'd have health insurance from wrestling.
Me: *corpsing to the point of histeria* YOU THINK INDIE WRESTLING HAS HEALTH INSURANCE?!?

new shirts are in 🌻 http://sunflower.cafe
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"share your story as a female in STEM"

"I get called FEMALE by a bunch of STEMlords afraid to say WOMAN"

okay I'm sorry I'm irritated

tired: microagression as in being an asshole
wired: microagression as in fighting wars with lego people

More. More games, comics and movies by Black, Brown, LGBT and disabled people.

I want more. I want a flood.

when you come up with a new song idea that sounds pretty hlanky perdanky and you go to save it