to all my fantastic wonderful followers: i am now hopping over to @moz . surf the interwebs with me!
hey anyone know how to connect my two fediverse accts so I toot the same things on both?
@noelle i noticed i just didn’t wanna ruin it
and now, for my next Ted Talk, Shoplifting 101 - the do's, the don'ts, and the drop it and runs
@sireebob is it the balls? it’s gotta be the balls
@007 exact opposite: how to survive despite being an idiot dumbass
w00t I got a cybre.space account
#introductions hi, idiot dumbass here, welcome to my ted talk
@007 i will steal this for my ted talk thank you
HACK THE PLANET
or something
hi, hello, i hope i enjoy this server
@KevinCarson1 this is funnier if Buddy is a dog but more fitting if Buddy is a cat
@noelle jokes on you my phone doesn’t have a cursor, now I have a cursor on my phone
if youre a hacker, when ssh says "IT IS POSSIBLE THAT SOMEONE IS DOING SOMETHING NASTY!" then u go ... heheheeeheheh and u light a cigarette
@007 hell yeah u know it
@007 tfw you’re mostly weekend gay but also too busy on the weekends for that
boost if you're not particularly gay right now but maybe just a little on weekends because it uses up a lot of energy
drink some water.
think about a nice butt
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