"The city of Melbourne assigned trees email addresses so citizens could report problems. Instead, people wrote thousands of love letters to their favorite trees." https://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2015/07/when-you-give-a-tree-an-email-address/398210/
@Mainebot welp anime is canceled now
the thing about buying stuff from China/Korea is that they take up to one month to arrive and you totally forget about what you ordered getting a nice surprise
[pulls up her hood and mutters the eldritch incantation]
$ ipmitool -I lanplus -H 10.50.7.161 -U root power on
🅱️ oost if you're very gay right now
@vantablack this is an excellent strategy that I could never see backfiring
@kellycrow@mastodon.social where is this and was he gay and single
when you spend this much time making a meme pic just to send to your fiance
Come to Arch Linux we got uhhhh
- a dank wiki
- a huge source repository to install any software you want that as its last stage compresses the result before immediately decompressing it to perform the installation
my morning: convinced someone that bitcoins were literally mined
"that's why it's called the deep web! they're all 50ft underground!"
RT @j_zimms@twitter.com: Men only care about International Men's Day when they think women are getting something they're not.
My main motivational driver is just people using my software. I live on that shit
@mooncake everyone here is bots except for me and I will not hear otherwise
“Do people actually use Mastodon?”
Nope. Nobody is here. Absolutely no one.
@SuzanEraslan fear not, because with my startup, Tuber, Uber but for Time, we’ve monetized the concept of Time Itself! For only $9.99 per month you can get unlimited Time on demand!
(disclaimer: we do not guarantee the quality of any Time delivered by Tuber)
Information wants to be free.
But potable water, nutritious food, clean air, habitable shelter, elements-protective clothing, life saving and improving medicine, and time, precious, precious time want to be just as free.
« This program won at Tic-Tac-Toe by figuring out how to remotely crash its opponents' computers, causing them to forfeit. https://t.co/cNCUuHTluT »
— Retweet https://twitter.com/JanelleCShane/status/974132303315136513
@HTHR with my startup Tuber, Uber but for Time, we can deliver more Time Itself to satisfy your bottomless hunger for The Concept Of Time