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gonna open my jaws wide and swallow the very concept of time, letting us all live our own eternities in conjunction with our loved ones with no pain, no fear, no dread

A LIST OF THINGS I SAID JUST BEFORE GETTING BLOWN OUT THE AIRLOCK

1) There's no way you're going to blow me out this airlock.

2) You know all this air goes with me, right? You won't get it back.

3) Why do they call it an airlock when it's the doors that are locked?

>Getting less than 10 likes on twitter/tumblr

"Why doesn't anyone like my posts?"

>Getting less than 10 likes on mastodon

"HOLY SHIT I GOT 3 LIKES MY POST JUST WENT VIRAL!!!"

web devs: semantic versioning is the only acceptable method for serious, professional developers, such as ourselves.

Knuth: TeX versions asymptotically approach pi because I think it is fun.

https://twitter.com/SkyNews/status/973512709051420672 big round of applause for this headline

if a dog wore jorts, what color would they be?

https://social.wxcafe.net/media/j6XjK0b22q-MstyhlRY

OH NO! CARMEN SANDIEGO HAS STOLEN YOUR idea for a new cryptocurrency!

Toxicology says they OD'd on some new narcotic called He-Man Ice. It's made from mango chutney and Kibbles 'n Bits.

"People are shockingly ignorant about economics."

Good. People are shockingly ignorant about phrenology and evopsych too. As they should be. Let's hope someday economics is treated like the pseudoscience it is. A footnote in the sociology texts.

‘Stephen Hawking’s final words to the internet: robots aren’t the problem, capitalism is’

“If machines produce everything we need, the outcome will depend on how things are distributed. Everyone can enjoy a life of luxurious leisure if the machine-produced wealth is shared, or most people can end up miserably poor if the machine-owners successfully lobby against wealth redistribution.”

https://boingboing.net/2018/03/14/brief-history-of-class-war.html

Also on our radar: https://forum.ind.ie/t/stephen-hawkings-final-words-to-the-internet-robots-arent-the-problem-capitalism-is/2078

It's not the FAT file system it's the t h i c c file system

I just love how often, when you search for an answer to a question about some Linux thing or other, it'll take you to forums where the questions simply don't get answered

very often because some forum cop has decided the question is irrelevant, or someone asked it ten years ago and so it didn't need to be asked again, or whatever

Linux geeks suck

If Stephen Hawking wanted luxurious space communism then I think we're obligated to make it happen.

Gen X: “we’re gonna say suck on TV”
Milennials: “we’re gonna binge meta irony on internet TV”
Gen Z: “we are here to guillotine our capitalist overlords in the service of glorious revolution.”