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ed(1) is Turing-Complete – *nix Windows https://nixwindows.wordpress.com/2018/03/13/ed1-is-turing-complete/

when the moon eats the sky like a big pizza pie
that's a vore

@Siphonay linuxes

fuck it I have one more

C programmers do it with a wild pointer

tired: install for this user only
wired: install for all users on this computer

inspired: install for all users on this computer except this one

get fucking rid

you’re cute!
my cutie detector says so
“iliana that’s just a box that beeps constantly”
no you misunderstand. it’s a cutie detector.

My dad was diagnosed with ALS when I was young & just like Hawking was told he only had a few years. At the time Stephen had lived decades longer than anyone expected. You have no idea the amount of hope he gave a little scared boy just by living.

http://www.alsa.org/donate/

shocking insights from stackoverflow's latest survey

Subtooting a subtoot:

If someone says "<subject> makes me uncomfortable" and your first response is "how dare you try to silence me about <subject>" rather than "oh, I'll put <subject> under a CW", I don't really think you /get/ Mastodon.

"Firefox 59 adds basic support for decentralised internet protocols, specifically DAT, IPFS and Secure Scuttlebutt."

Huh, that's fascinating. https://www.omgubuntu.co.uk/2018/03/firefox-59-changes-download

found this very very important jpeg file on my computer

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The best way to commemorate and honor Stephen Hawking is to run over (if using a wheelchair) or step on (if not) Ross Douthat's toes.

JavaScript:
- invented in one week by the infamously homophobic white guy that was forced to resign from Mozilla and now runs Brave
- not secretly a Lisp, despite what techbros who've never used a Lisp think
- used to track your browsing habits by giant opaque privacy violation machines controlled by billionaires
- encourages development practices that cause basic discussion forums that used to fit comfortably in 32MB in the 90s to take hundreds of megabytes of RAM instead
+ Mastodon web UI needs it to work

I was gonna make a joke about a monopoly MMORPG but that already exists and its called the real estate business

I suppose it's my own damn fault for putting photos from my trip to Japan on Facebook, but no, I'm not going to "review" a shrine