to all my fantastic wonderful followers: i am now hopping over to @moz . surf the interwebs with me!

hey anyone know how to connect my two fediverse accts so I toot the same things on both?

and now, for my next Ted Talk, Shoplifting 101 - the do's, the don'ts, and the drop it and runs

meh. i'm a loser, i'm not a real thing with a bunch of things that isn't ascii. but ~neat symbols~

HACK THE PLANET

or something

hi, hello, i hope i enjoy this server

if youre a hacker, when ssh says "IT IS POSSIBLE THAT SOMEONE IS DOING SOMETHING NASTY!" then u go ... heheheeeheheh and u light a cigarette

boost if you're not particularly gay right now but maybe just a little on weekends because it uses up a lot of energy

"The city of Melbourne assigned trees email addresses so citizens could report problems. Instead, people wrote thousands of love letters to their favorite trees." theatlantic.com/technology/arc

🅱️ oost if you're very gay right now

when you spend this much time making a meme pic just to send to your fiance

Come to Arch Linux we got uhhhh

- a dank wiki
- a huge source repository to install any software you want that as its last stage compresses the result before immediately decompressing it to perform the installation

my morning: convinced someone that bitcoins were literally mined

"that's why it's called the deep web! they're all 50ft underground!"

RT @j_zimms@twitter.com: Men only care about International Men's Day when they think women are getting something they're not.

My main motivational driver is just people using my software. I live on that shit

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