to all my fantastic wonderful followers: i am now hopping over to . surf the interwebs with me!

hey anyone know how to connect my two fediverse accts so I toot the same things on both?

and now, for my next Ted Talk, Shoplifting 101 - the do's, the don'ts, and the drop it and runs

meh. i'm a loser, i'm not a real thing with a bunch of things that isn't ascii. but ~neat symbols~


or something

hi, hello, i hope i enjoy this server

if youre a hacker, when ssh says "IT IS POSSIBLE THAT SOMEONE IS DOING SOMETHING NASTY!" then u go ... heheheeeheheh and u light a cigarette

"The city of Melbourne assigned trees email addresses so citizens could report problems. Instead, people wrote thousands of love letters to their favorite trees."

when you spend this much time making a meme pic just to send to your fiance

Come to Arch Linux we got uhhhh

- a dank wiki
- a huge source repository to install any software you want that as its last stage compresses the result before immediately decompressing it to perform the installation

RT Men only care about International Men's Day when they think women are getting something they're not.

My main motivational driver is just people using my software. I live on that shit

β€œDo people actually use Mastodon?”

Nope. Nobody is here. Absolutely no one.

Β« This program won at Tic-Tac-Toe by figuring out how to remotely crash its opponents' computers, causing them to forfeit. Β»

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Baby shoes never worn
Change my mind

gonna open my jaws wide and swallow the very concept of time, letting us all live our own eternities in conjunction with our loved ones with no pain, no fear, no dread

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