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and now, for my next Ted Talk, Shoplifting 101 - the do's, the don'ts, and the drop it and runs

#introductions hi, idiot dumbass here, welcome to my ted talk

HACK THE PLANET

or something

hi, hello, i hope i enjoy this server

if youre a hacker, when ssh says "IT IS POSSIBLE THAT SOMEONE IS DOING SOMETHING NASTY!" then u go ... heheheeeheheh and u light a cigarette

boost if you're not particularly gay right now but maybe just a little on weekends because it uses up a lot of energy

drink some water.
think about a nice butt

Another Mastodon user

"The city of Melbourne assigned trees email addresses so citizens could report problems. Instead, people wrote thousands of love letters to their favorite trees." https://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2015/07/when-you-give-a-tree-an-email-address/398210/

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the thing about buying stuff from China/Korea is that they take up to one month to arrive and you totally forget about what you ordered getting a nice surprise

[pulls up her hood and mutters the eldritch incantation]

$ ipmitool -I lanplus -H 10.50.7.161 -U root power on

🅱️ oost if you're very gay right now

when you spend this much time making a meme pic just to send to your fiance

Come to Arch Linux we got uhhhh

- a dank wiki
- a huge source repository to install any software you want that as its last stage compresses the result before immediately decompressing it to perform the installation

my morning: convinced someone that bitcoins were literally mined

"that's why it's called the deep web! they're all 50ft underground!"