to all my fantastic wonderful followers: i am now hopping over to @moz . surf the interwebs with me!

hey anyone know how to connect my two fediverse accts so I toot the same things on both?

and now, for my next Ted Talk, Shoplifting 101 - the do's, the don'ts, and the drop it and runs

meh. i'm a loser, i'm not a real thing with a bunch of things that isn't ascii. but ~neat symbols~


or something

hi, hello, i hope i enjoy this server

if youre a hacker, when ssh says "IT IS POSSIBLE THAT SOMEONE IS DOING SOMETHING NASTY!" then u go ... heheheeeheheh and u light a cigarette

boost if you're not particularly gay right now but maybe just a little on weekends because it uses up a lot of energy

"The city of Melbourne assigned trees email addresses so citizens could report problems. Instead, people wrote thousands of love letters to their favorite trees."

🅱️ oost if you're very gay right now

when you spend this much time making a meme pic just to send to your fiance

Come to Arch Linux we got uhhhh

- a dank wiki
- a huge source repository to install any software you want that as its last stage compresses the result before immediately decompressing it to perform the installation

my morning: convinced someone that bitcoins were literally mined

"that's why it's called the deep web! they're all 50ft underground!"

RT Men only care about International Men's Day when they think women are getting something they're not.

My main motivational driver is just people using my software. I live on that shit

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