tarot bird @morganmay@octodon.social

Gender as a mystery tradition

Listen here the body has these organs: the bladder, the vertebra, the witches, that's the whole person

the neoliberal consensus is that genocide is fine so long as it is slow, polite, and calls the cops

protestors engaging in property destruction to oppose oil pipelines, desecration of native lands: terrorists

white supremacist mass killers: misunderstood youth

REMINDER THAT YOU CAN JUST KINDA PUT SHERLOCK HOLMES IN THINGS. he's public domain so you can just kinda use him wherever. i made him break up with a wizard

only two moods

Google software keeps painting me into a damn corner any time I want to make any significant change to fucking anything.

imagine a race where, once you got far enough ahead of the competition, you were allowed to stop for a moment and litter the road with bear traps

that's what competition in the free market is in reality

#cat #mentalhealth

Don't call yourself a witch if you don't sit crying in a corner until someone disturbs you and then you immediately kill them and go back to crying in the corner

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Feel free to use it

"quasi?" actually, the singular is: quasus

It’s technically steampunk if an entire economy is powered by gaslighting

🌧️ ❄️ DIY Hand/ Foot/ Bed Warmer for the cold weather

You need:
Sock
Raw rice

Fill your chosen sock with raw rice to within a couple inches of the top. Tie off with the excess. To use, place in microwave for 2 minutes or so (depending on the strength of your microwave).Careful to not overheat it. Stash in jacket pockets, into the end of your bed, wherever you need a bit of extra warm. Ta da! 🧦🔥

The two-sided statue of Mephistopheles and Margaretta (19th Century) at the Salar Jung Museum in India. The sculpture is carved out of a single log of sycamore wood. Artist unknown https://lizbennett2013.tumblr.com/post/188126287178/steampunktendencies-the-two-sided-statue-of

whatvif instead of having to brish your teeth every night youbjust grew new teeth??? could be a better system?