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white soceities obsession with labeling different experiences of consciousness as disordered is bad.

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I don't like to post revealing photos but the fact is this just isn't talked about.

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surprise ending when the simulation is running in WINE

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lowering the resolution on reality so it runs faster

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Youtube walkout :D 

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I want to really re-iterate point 6 here.

Someone thought about this problem of treating breasts and penises as alarms 100% of the time and decided to explicitly design and order the manufacture of a set of buttons and associated software routines to EXPLICITLY CONVENIENCE CIS TRAVELERS.

Not only were trans people NOT accounted for in this effort, we are DIRECTLY targeted by this decision and its implementation.

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3. The scanners were modified to only display a simplistic representation after public outcry
4. The full imagery is still stored
5. The simplistic representation was made useless by the fact that 100% of the time breasts and penises are labeled as threats
6. To convenience cis travelers, a "dick or not" button was added to the machine so that cis breasts and penises aren't treated as alarms

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1. The millimetre wave scanners were installed as part of a grifting scheme by a previous Homeland Security director who profited from their contract
2. The scanners produce highly detailed photographic-level imagery of your naked body

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no i am an incidentally-conscious meat-avocado.

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chemtrails have been garbage since they switched them to the high fructose corn syrup formula

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"This is a robot lady I've drawn. She has powerful claws and laser guns attached to her thighs."

"Ah, girlfriend material."

"She can kill you without trying."

"Oh!!! Wife material!"

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the dinosaurs in jurassic park were trans

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Whipping Girl, passing 

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Whipping Girl, passing 

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apparently when you open enough tabs in android firefox the tab counter turns into an infinity sign

so i guess you can count to infinity :blobcatgoogly:

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