Anti-Satire Squad Show more
If there is one thing I have learned with great disappointment, it's that people don't understand satire. Look at Rick & Morty fans celebrating Rick, The Onion's Uncle Joe being embraced by Biden, etc
This is why I am non-satirically forming the Anti-Satire Squad (ASS)
@cwebber, this is a serious matter! Why do people keep laughing at our name? Why can't people get behind the ASS principles?
re: Anti-Satire Squad Show more
@mlemweb @cwebber I would like to assist with this effort. Can I be an ASS assistant?
@c0debabe @mlemweb if you are insistent, you can be an ass-istant in an instant
@c0debabe @mlemweb I'm sorry please don't kick me out of the ass group already
@cwebber @c0debabe @mlemweb We must put our petty individual concerns aside so the organization can flourish. The ASS Whole is greater than the sum of its parts.
@Rob_T_Firefly @c0debabe @mlemweb A lesson we truly cannot wipe from our minds
@cwebber @Rob_T_Firefly @c0debabe @mlemweb No squad is complete without a branded conveyance..Can I just ask that, if I'm gonna be a part of this, we have a sweet ass-car?https://xkcd.com/37/
@c0debabe we could even just shorten it to ASSistant :)
*damnit, @cwebber posted basically the same joke seconds before I could hit send!
@mlemweb @c0debabe I guess puns might be allowed as long as they are not *satirical* puns
@cwebber @mlemweb this is wise
@c0debabe @mlemweb I had to sit on whether puns invoke the sat-ire of ASS
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