@Iuckyduck Good morning! 🙂
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"I saw you walk, why do you use a wheelchair?"
"You know math, why do you use Excel?"
"If I didn't, it would take all day. Oh. Okay. Sorry."
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Happy Wednesday, gorgeous fediversians.
Anger is a tricky thing. Sometimes it's useful. You feel it for a reason, so you should always pay attention, but it may not be for the reason you think.
Keep your boundaries firm, but be slow to anger. If you feel that heat rising, get into the habit of taking a step back to measure it before reacting.
You'd be surprised what you can discover about yourself by exercising a little self reflection in the moment.
@silkevicious Buongiorno! Dovrò fare altri esami per capire di preciso che cos’è successo, ma per ora non sembra essere stato nulla di urgente e i sintomi più preoccupanti se ne sono andati. Grazie del pensiero! 🙂
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Matt Parker has just launched https://psychic-pets.com and is looking for pets who might have powers.
Every time the World Cup rolls round there's a news story about some animal or other who's managed to predict every match so far. If Matt can get enough pets signed up, all making different predictions, maybe one of them will be proven right?
Sign up your pet! It'll be fun, helpful and *maybe* silly.
It's a bit new so if it breaks then tell bugs@psychic-pets.com
My new programming language has two types of variable declaration:
constant
and
constn't
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@silkevicious È gente simpatica, non aver paura a farti avanti! 😊
@silkevicious Buondì! 😊
@Julia Good morning! 
@catonano From what I’ve read, their experience can be much worse. We are both cisgender white men, and we do not live in a society in which lots of people are asking loudly for our rights to be taken away. Debating with others can be tiring for us, but having to defend one’s own existence is way more exhausting.
@fucsia Benvenut@ a bordo!