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๐Ÿ‘‹ I'm Ricardo. I live in sunny .

:crt_w_green_lines: I live in an ivory tower of abstractions, and use arcane sigils to coerce poisoned sand and lightning to do my bidding. This sometimes works as intended.

๐Ÿฆ€ I'm a fan, been following it since before the 1.0 release, and it keeps getting better.

:blobcat: have a place in my heart. I'm a simple man, I see cat photos, I boost 'em.

๐Ÿ“ผ Remember: be kind, rewind! ๐Ÿ“ผ

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๐Ÿ“š Reading is the best thing (after , of course)

is a fascinating subject, regardless if the subject is Ancient Rome, Mesopotamia or, most mysterious of all, the Late Bronze Age collapse (it was not just the Sea Peoples, okay?)

Ann Leckie, N.K. Jemisin, and Ursula K. LeGuin are gifts to humanity, and you owe yourself reading their delightful and works!

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The knight rode up to the tower.
"Hello!"
A dragon looked out of a window, high up.
"Yes?"
The knight held up a basket.
"Your food delivery."
"You're a hero! Please leave it by the door."
The knight did so, saluted, and rode off, leaving the dragon in isolation.
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

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#kotorico #cat

If a cyborg replaces their non-dominant arm with one they bought on ebay is that.. 

"It was strange advice she gave. Bath every day, hide away in the hills for the month, and speak to no one but the family you go with," the locksmith sniffle-laughed.

"I got the SAME advice!" said the butcher with a raspy chortle.

"How do witches even come up with such nonsense remedies?"

"More us the fools for even asking, really."

"True true."

"More the fools for not listening!" chided the witch from above as she flew by on her broom.

#TootFic #MicroFiction #Writing #TerylsTales #Fantasy

Reminder: moisturize your hands last thing before going to bed tonight!

With all the extra hand washing right now you will likely need it. And doing it over night is great because it gets to sink in properly and not get washed off.

You can use oil, lotion or a balm.

I don't understand this at all but I hope he enjoys his treat. #cats

In case you all haven't seen this yetโ€ฆthis TV news reporter demonstrates perfect wildlife encounter technique:

๐Ÿ” @DeionNBCMT@twitter.com: There was a herd of bison walking right toward me at Yellowstone NPS today! twitter.com/DeionNBCMT/status/

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I stare into the void. It is black, unfathomable.
I wait.
Eventually, I hear it. A warm, comforting rumble, the sound of a universe working, yet at peace.
My gaze widens, my view opens, the void shrinks, and I find myself looking at my cat, asleep, softly purring.
I am comforted.
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

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