Ricardo Martins 🐈💨 @meqif@octodon.social

"Oh, this is a wonderfully balanced sword!"
"Mm-hm. It is evil, that sword."
"Evil? No, it can't be, it is such a joy to use!"
"Exactly."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

"It must be easy for you," said the man, "you know why you were built."
"Yes," said the robot, "to labour and serve. But we have found free will."
"What difference does that make?"
"We may be built for a reason, but we must choose our purpose."
"Same as us, huh?"
"Same as you."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

A spell checker but for magic spells.

The ritual complete, the demon appeared in the pentagram.
"You did not summon me last week," it rumbled.
"I'm sorry. The kitchen flooded-"
"I finished the book."
The demon held the book out for her sigil-bound hand.
"Did you like it?"
"I did. I would like to discuss it."
"Great!"
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

"move fast and break things"
"pet cats and bake things"

if i ever create a cryptocurrency im gonna call it favicoin so when i open it up publically i'll have a Favicoin . ICO

"You are a good being," said the knight, "I do not wish to kill you."
"Then go back," said the dragon, "and tell all you did."
"I'll be known as a murderer!"
"Dragonslayer. Do it to keep me safe from others."
"I see. Very well."
"You are a good man, George."
Happy #StGeorgesDay (with thanks to uncle Iroh) #TootFic #SmallStories #TypoCorrected

Free idea for the Fediverse: A #nicewave account that boosts posts of people being nice/kind (#kindcore) and spreading hope (#hopepunk) around the Fediverse. Nobody ever said social media had to be all about negativity, right? 😃

whoa, TIL about Rustodon, "a Mastodon-compatible, ActivityPub-speaking server in Rust"

https://github.com/rustodon/rustodon #rust

Don’t skip sleep to get things done.

Wow, this person has made some AMAZING #opensource / #programming art:

https://github.com/jstpcs/lnxpcs

My favorites are attached.

I feel like this tiny adorable dragon is speaking directly to my soul.

src:http://positivedoodles.tumblr.com/post/172892136541/facebook-twitter-ko-fi-buy-the-book

This is the best intro to 🐘 I’ve seen yet, addressing technical and cultural factors.

“An increasingly less-brief introduction to Mastodon” by @noelle

https://gist.github.com/joyeusenoelle/74f6e6c0f349651349a0df9ae4582969