Brye Claire 🌻 @memnus@octodon.social

Boring angle but look at these effing curls (eye contact)

My hair is absolutely fucking perfect at this exact moment and the correct people to appreciate it are not here and it's weird to take selfies between talks

Comment dit-on "hell" en français?

Read about half on the plane, probably reading more before sleeping. First impression:

What if Firefly, but good

Big old pristine bed...

On the upside a very drunk woman in the elevator complimented me on my hair and outfit so hey

Cool now I have people calling me Monsieur $surname and I glitched out on the difference between Madame and Mademoiselle and then on the syllabic emphasis of Madame and thus couldn't actually correct anyone

🛬 Montreal

Oh hey they let me into Canada

But then put me on a bus, either to gates for connecting flights, or quarantine, we'll see which

Dear USA, if you're going to make queerness illegal, do it this weekend so I know not to come home

I'm on a plane, next stop Toronto. Middle seat... maybe I'll have small neighbors

They actually changed the name on my trusted traveler number and it's still valid, Air Canada just didn't apply it to my ticket

One stop by the check-in counter later, and I was on my way to the metal detector

Sorry agents, no getting your hands on this anomaly today

Looks like there's no avoiding a Freedom Fondle for me today...

Verdict is no, there's not, so I'm seeing what a good soak in food coloring can do to mahogany

Fine I made a new one

"I'm not a perfectionist", she insists, discarding and recutting a piece after a 3mm tip breaks off

Is there any hardwood that's naturally blue-tinted?

The E train
The bustradiol
Spironolactrolley
The T (if you're in Boston)
Ferrygesterone
Subways

A friend came over and did my nails on Sunday and they're just *so so good*