Brye Claire 🌻 @memnus@octodon.social

So is this saying that ... closing the door stops people from masturbating?? I've heard of a lot of kinks but not that one

Oh, a survey from Nielsen! Maybe I can be an outlier and mess with their data!

*opens survey, reads question one*

What the everloving FUCK is this shit???

Scruffy selfie. Tried some aggressive hair brushing but may have gone too far. (eye contact, lens flare)

Please ignore the cheapo wood this test box is made from.

Bedhead.

Lot more close/long matches and the accompanying adrenaline drop today, but I found a couch that apparently nobody noticed

Forgot to pack the right tokens but I did pick up these friends

Solar-powered Sliver Queen (squinty eye contact)

Asymmetric hair experiment.

For the end of #tdov, this is me. This is my body, naked as I get, belly and receding hairline and all. I pick and choose what I show of it every day, I sculpt it more toward what I want it to be, but even like this it is mine.

This is me. I am a nonbinary genderfluid trans woman. I exist, I'm not going anywhere, and I am not afraid. Not everyone can say that, but the more people see me, the more people will be safe to be seen.

All that's left of my cake is my name and orientation.

Pretty sure this is the shortest NY hair has been since the 20th century. https://octodon.social/media/51PFQZEYcXoUBTKkzbc

Fresh blue and purple! https://octodon.social/media/kxkt3oyjPnbRGFYQKoA

Two very fancy hats. https://octodon.social/media/USz2NfRyQbClrBgLLjc

The floofiest Malfoy
https://octodon.social/media/qLDAdIoBscHLOjcyrVQ

Bleach? Bleach. (eye contact) https://octodon.social/media/D8XaPclxC0zmBAvQ6FE

Today's outfit is "what do I not care about getting hair dye all over" (eye contact) https://octodon.social/media/uz_3auJEL2m2bccOU44

Freshly showered. (eye contact, implied nude but no FCC-forbidden bits) https://octodon.social/media/CUWe5F_ia-LyYykmyVc

Good morning! It's #tdov and I'm gonna try to be spammy today. <3 (bed selfie, eye contact) (can only set caption on one picture, apparently) https://octodon.social/media/-JhQejaO0QhyLPcnyF8 https://octodon.social/media/UFfkoDIViG0_asCAZX8

Okay what just happened here. This is my draft pool.

Sadly, Tishana is not going to do me any favors here.