So is this saying that ... closing the door stops people from masturbating?? I've heard of a lot of kinks but not that one

@memnus you appear to be referring to a euphemism I've never heard of?

@DialMforMara http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/every-time-you-masturbate-god-kills-a-kitten

@memnus uhhhh

@DialMforMara The early internet was already an odd place. I am sorry you're one of today's 10,000 ("Lucky" may not be the adjective to apply to that).