@DialMforMara http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/every-time-you-masturbate-god-kills-a-kitten

@memnus uhhhh

@DialMforMara The early internet was already an odd place. I am sorry you're one of today's 10,000 ("Lucky" may not be the adjective to apply to that).

@memnus I'm torn between "whoever came up with that was literally evil" and "you know, if you really wanna control the cat population, TNR works so much better"

@DialMforMara (I can't believe there a Wikipedia page for that but) first recorded instance is apparently satirical college newspaper in 1996, though I could see it being deployed sincerely in certain communities.