Fine. I got up. But I put together the most fuck-you outfit I could for the day. (distant eye contact)
Fluff mode complete. (eye contact)
Hrm, I need to burn almost an hour between downtown and Capitol Hill
The existential dread of a Bed Bath & Beyond going-out-of-business sale
PSA, if you use Signal to get in touch with me, you'll get a warning that my safety number has changed. That is expected behavior.
Apparently it's just terrifying for me to use a phone without a case now.
Obligatory first selfies with the new phone. (Cat, eye contact)
Looks like tonight is for Hardware Store Adventures. I need a pile of doorknobs and a hedge trimmer.
Ah jeez nobody in this podcast knows how to pronounce Samhain
Oh hey, happy 10th birthday to Android I guess. Damn but it's been a weird ten years.