Brye Claire 🌻 @memnus@octodon.social

Fine. I got up. But I put together the most fuck-you outfit I could for the day. (distant eye contact)

Welp there's the despair hole. Cool. I'll drag myself out eventually, it'll be okay. I have a nosy orange cat to keep my company.

Not the news I wanted to wake up to this morning. Apparently my first reaction is to mess around with filters.

A search for that phrase in quotes gives no results and somehow I'm even more upset now

My next batch of honey is shipping soon from an apiary in Minnesota and that mead is going to be called Booze from Lake Wobegon and I am so angry at my brain right now

TFW you may have seized the meads of production a little too enthusiastically

Fluff mode complete. (eye contact)

Hrm, I need to burn almost an hour between downtown and Capitol Hill

The existential dread of a Bed Bath & Beyond going-out-of-business sale

Yo who will I catch at the meetup tonight?

PSA, if you use Signal to get in touch with me, you'll get a warning that my safety number has changed. That is expected behavior.

This is Boots, who is utterly apathetic to my presence. #IDidntPetThatCat

Apparently it's just terrifying for me to use a phone without a case now.

Obligatory first selfies with the new phone. (Cat, eye contact)

@reykitty your spooky display name

Looks like tonight is for Hardware Store Adventures. I need a pile of doorknobs and a hedge trimmer.

Ah jeez nobody in this podcast knows how to pronounce Samhain

Oh hey, happy 10th birthday to Android I guess. Damn but it's been a weird ten years.

Parents that enforce artificial scarcity on their children should be considered abusive.