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Brye Claire 🌻

Tfw you can't tell if it's a polycule or a tech tree

"during orientation at a human college, vulcans are presented with a list of swear words.

β€œwhat is the word β€˜fuck’ for,” the innocent young vulcans want to know. β€œsurely there are more logical intensity modifiers.”

β€œyeah, you’d think so,” say the weary, jaded vulcan professors. β€œyou’d really fucking think so.”

there is a phrase in vulcan for β€˜the particular moment you understand what the word β€˜fuck’ is for’."

My are sleeping curled up together and I may not survive. RIP me, she died as she lived, surrounded by utterly unbearable cuteness

Thus is your occasional reminder that there is a Steven Universe video game called Save The Light and it's really good.

Today's fashion disaster won't actually be able to get into the office gym without her badge πŸ™ƒ

Today I realized that I cannot expect people on the Internet to have heard of the Geek Social Fallacies any more.

The Geek Social Fallacies are five things that geeks often believe about How Socializing Should Work, that cause a lot of conflict. I've found them to be pretty useful as a way to put a handle on certain concepts, and maybe even avoid going into bad situations.

(Looking at them in 2017, I find myself wondering how many of the GSFs the design of most social networks is running straight into...)

Cat update: I have been granted temporary release

I think my laundry is ready to move to the dryer but oh no

Infinite cuties in infinite combinations πŸ’žπŸ’žπŸ’žβ€οΈπŸ§‘πŸ’›πŸ’šπŸ’™πŸ’œπŸ’žπŸ’žπŸ’ž

Toplessish selfie (grainy af), brainweasels Show more

*stares at a bug*


*remembers what happened last time i caught a bug*

*files bug report

*hides under a server*

Magic, local invite Show more

Magic, local invite Show more

Today's gender is [NullPointerReference when attempting to dereference this.mGender]

Sarcasm, death mention, no context Show more

Work Show more