melted @melted@octodon.social
student and occasional cog in capitalist machine. likes video games, reading (trash fanfic) and cute stuffed animals. she/her pronouns.
Making bread
1) put a bunch of food together
2) mash it up
3) put a bunch of tiny dudes in it
4) let them eat the food and fart a whole bunch
5) punch the mound of food and farts and tiny dudes
6) let them eat more food and also fart some more
7) put the whole thing into a 350 F death cube
8) Bread
o no i am sideways in my selfie
whatever too lazy to fix
people want irl avvies?
hello my name is fat pony i exist irl too
(but seriously long live the anime avvies)
o hey i just figured out how DMs work on mastodon
that's nice
breaking: utah man found dead of exasperation after trying for two weeks to dress appropriately for the weather
Never mind peak TV, we're living through peak Atwood | Toronto Star http://ap236.ca/2oDhF4H
I decided to listen to Gregorian chants since I am currently studying for my medieval society exam
It is surprisingly good study music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eC6OKIYXBxQ link if anyone wants it
Think that's it for #ResistJam games today. It's difficult to type anything too meaningful in 500 characters. If you want to check out the complete list of submitted games, it's all here: https://itch.io/jam/resistjam/entries
"Will Mastodon make any money?" scream the journalists, who have forgotten the joy of building sandcastles on the beach
If you're in a weird mood you should overcompensate by being really, really weird so nobody notices the initial level of weirdness. Jump up and down a lot, laugh at nothing, kidnap people around you and keep them in your converted basement, drink coffee instead of tea.
get yourself a man who looks cute af in lipstick
makeovers as a date
I've been part of a Sex Workers Behind Bars penpal program for a little while now, exchanging letters with two people currently incarcerated in the US. One thing I've learned is that just having someone non-judgemental to listen, even if they can't relate to what the person's going through, can make a huge difference in the isolating, dehumanizing environment of US prisons. If you're interested in joining or supporting: http://swopbehindbars.org/10-ways-to-help-incarcerated-sex-workers/
sheep selfie makes everyone's day better
https://octodon.social/media/c11bvASwhp-nryYqu_4
people seem to like calling the entire mastodon populace the "fediverse". Meanwhile I want people to start calling it the federation so i can pretend i'm in star trek
Local man goes to the gym, despite feeling tired and unmotivated.
The Mayor's office has said in an official statement that a parade will be held in the man's honor.
"It's just so inspiring. How he just... went! even though he didn't want to! I think we could all learn from him."
there was once a startup that had a purpose and a real problem to solve and a technically great solution that didn't imply killing the poor Show more
This is a shoutout to all the admins on new instances who, above and beyond the technical efforts of keeping things afloat, go the extra mile to ensure that new users feel welcome and included
i've been trying to brush up on my french in anticipation of moving to montreal
i did not realize joining mastodon would be so helpful in this regard
