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@benhamill Montreal, for the summer. My school term is almost over. :)

@benhamill Starting to pack :c
(and taking long breaks to watch netflix instead)

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Apologies to everyone I had to leave out! (your instances are great too)

From Witches to Dolphins, These Are the Communities That Make Mastodon Great motherboard.vice.com/en_us/art #eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

letterkenny is confusing but also compelling

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"are the green checkmarks verification"

lawful good: responding with a detailed explanation of how they actually work and why it's the way it is
neutral good: "no, they're just emoji!"
chaotic good: "yeah here's your own! [sends a checkmark emoji] put it in your name!"

true neutral: "no"

lawful evil: "yeah, you'll have to send a message to [fake support user] to get one"
neutral evil: "yes"
chaotic evil: "actually they mean that person's an admin"

apparently the bnl are still together???
i listened to some of their new stuff
i was expecting a blast of bnl
but it just sounds like a generic band
confusing

i had to ask @brwarner what song people keep quoting behind cw
now i am missing out on less culture
go me

lorelai just spontaneously invites everyone in town to have dinner and sleep over at the inn
i want to live in stars hollow

@brwarner
one day
one day they'll get together
and i'll be so happy

@oceangrunge oh no :( rest and drink fluids and i hope you don't get sick!

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@esdin ah that makes sense! mystery solved

@brwarner @oceangrunge
well if you don't throw up
it will still have meaning
so just don't throw up

@brwarner @oceangrunge
eat them anyway
dooooo it
but eat dinner first pls

@brwarner clearly you need a 2.0 version where you mindlessly scroll through mastodon

@esdin wait you can use a whisk attachment to knead your bread instead of a dough hook?? how do you find the knead that you get using it?

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Making bread

1) put a bunch of food together
2) mash it up
3) put a bunch of tiny dudes in it
4) let them eat the food and fart a whole bunch
5) punch the mound of food and farts and tiny dudes
6) let them eat more food and also fart some more
7) put the whole thing into a 350 F death cube
8) Bread