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good thing this relocation was only a few inconvenient hours late instead of years or somethin

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Home timelines should be all caught up now. Our traffic is averaging 400 req/s with occasional spikes to 1,200 req/s.

There are 23k active users on right now (8.7k arrived this week). Registrations are closed but invite links work. You can create an invite link from "Invite people" link or preferences page.

I have added 2 mods to the team (awaiting response from 3rd candidate), reports are being processed. Nazis can get fucked.

everything is happening all the time i have become the feed, submerged in its buzzing, hurried warmth

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can't tell if i like this more because it's new or because i have the attention span of a gnat

THERAPIST: your problem is, that youre perfect, and everyone is jealous of your good posts, and that makes you rightfully upset.
ME: I agree

Food $200
Data $150
Rent $800
Twitter alternatives $3,600
Utility $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying

i also do not know how discord works except for the fact that it makes my phone die

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Each Mastodon instance is, in a sense, load-bearing drywall

hi this site makes me feel like an elite cyber hacker man

praying to christ in heaven that the queer discourse is better on here

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