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My new theory, developed from staying at a beachside resort the last few days, is that the entire prequel trilogy was developed so that Lucas could author filibuster about how annoying sand is, and that he was right to do so.
You're not like sand. If you were in my bed, I wouldn't anxiously scrabble-kick you onto the floor and then keep going for a few more minutes just in case there was still a little bit of you left