McLean 🌝 @mcccclean@octodon.social
I'm into jokes and programming and making video games and being a leftist, thanks for your time.
it's near the odyssey
where is the warp painting in metro kingdom. I am like 700 moons in and I have not consulted external sources so far but god damn it I've been running around new donk for a good two hours. have I missed something obvious? where
music; video thumbnail is a dogs mouth Show more
JOKE: When birds are flying in a V-formation, you can sometimes see that one side is longer than the other. Do you know why that is? Show more
Lil doodles for a game https://octodon.social/media/HGTR2So-G4FN21wO2Pc
politics maybe, but being silly about it Show more
Well done, Australia.
The idea I'm toying with at the moment is... did you ever watch Mushi-shi? This idea of peaceful-but-potentially-dangerous spirits, that all have different ways to be avoided/made harmless. I'm not sure exactly how it'd work, but thematically I think it's a really interesting space.
I wanna make a roguelike but I hate making games that center around violence. So, I'm just always thinking about what a (good) pacifist RL looks like. My current thought is: pretty boardgamey
I followed a bunch of people on here when I first joined but only like 3 of then are still active so upon returning my TL is just devoted to a very small handful of strangers and it feels almost invasive
I just found such a big spider in my back yard holy SHIT. I looked it up and it's an orb weaver so not dangerous but it's so spooky lookin and big! I have named her Flysbane Darkspyndle and she is now the garden's 🌚🕷️🙏sacred protector🙏🕷️🌚
White House: We will destabilise the Middle East and inflict misery and suffering on a new scale. We will rain white phosphorous on the streets of Damascus.
Democrats, snivelling: Will the white phosphorous be ecologically sourced?
I always get this idea in my head that people were less funny the further back in time you go just because old sitcoms are so bad. But that was just people figuring out how to be funny in that new medium! Old humour literature rules. (this toot prompted by me finally starting The Master and Margarita, oh my god it's so good)
Honestly though it turns out that one huge thing Mastodon has over birdsite is the 500 charlim means sometimes I see flash fiction on my feed and that's so good. If you know of any #flashfic writers on here, I'm always looking, point me at em
The detective gestured at all the evidence he'd gathered over the last two weeks. A bootprint from the murder scene. A scrawled note in the killer's hand. A grainy photo from a security camera. A list of shoe sizes, mugshots and handwriting analyses of all of the suspects. "Well, Chief," he said, flicking his cigarette. "All this points to one inescapable conclusion: pretty scary crime hey"
If I see an elevator with transparent walls such that you can see the counterweight, I always note how much each weight bar weighs, count them, and then go "wow, heavy" (I don't multiply)
King Midas, from our universe, who didn't think it through, and died. Queen Midas, from their universe, who realized her mistake immediately, and set about solving the problem.
Faraday mitts that let her handle objects. Hyper-amorphous meals that resisted transfiguration. Gold-threaded fabrics that fooled her powers enough to stay comfortable.
Her life was difficult, but her treasury always had funds, and her subjects were always happy.
The soil she was buried in still shines.
brb drafting a proposal to Unicode consortium to implement canonical zwj of 🐺 and 🌝
Import/Export will not cut it for moving accounts between instances An instance-to-instance protocol complete with handshake for migration is what is necessary.
