def max the uɐɯxɐɟ ✅ @max@octodon.social

Certified Mastodon Thoughtleader™.
software engineer of ambiguous origin.
Birdsite: @m4xm4n

**def max the uɐɯxɐɟ ✅** @max · Jun 04, 2017, 04:41

**def max the uɐɯxɐɟ ✅** @max · Jun 04, 2017, 04:41

yo but whoever out there skinning cats and penning idioms gonna catch these hands
that's animal cruelty son

**def max the uɐɯxɐɟ ✅** @max · Jun 04, 2017, 04:40

**def max the uɐɯxɐɟ ✅** @max · Jun 04, 2017, 04:40

Unlike cats, there is only one way
to skin a fish:
the right way

**def max the uɐɯxɐɟ ✅** @max · Jun 03, 2017, 02:04

**def max the uɐɯxɐɟ ✅** @max · Jun 03, 2017, 02:04

whoooaa there's a Birdsite-like frontend for mastodon now
this is eery
this is like tweeting on a hollywood birbsite set

**def max the uɐɯxɐɟ ✅** @max · Jun 01, 2017, 22:58

**def max the uɐɯxɐɟ ✅** @max · Jun 01, 2017, 22:58

i am zooming in a Train
Like a VIP
where is the caviar

**def max the uɐɯxɐɟ ✅** @max · Jun 01, 2017, 03:45

**def max the uɐɯxɐɟ ✅** @max · Jun 01, 2017, 03:45

i am the covfefe u wish 2 see in th world
good #covfefe
good #content

**def max the uɐɯxɐɟ ✅** @max · May 31, 2017, 01:20

**def max the uɐɯxɐɟ ✅** @max · May 31, 2017, 01:20

i wrote about a new concurrency primitive for ember

**def max the uɐɯxɐɟ ✅** · May 29, 2017, 01:13

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**catdad 💖** @tcql · May 29, 2017, 01:13

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**def max the uɐɯxɐɟ ✅** @max · May 28, 2017, 23:54

**def max the uɐɯxɐɟ ✅** @max · May 28, 2017, 23:54

i'm looking to hire a part-time
dingus whisperer

job duties:
* txt me 'ur a dingus' at least 7 times a day to keep me humbl

no benefits other than getting to call me a dingus

**def max the uɐɯxɐɟ ✅** @max · May 27, 2017, 15:52

**def max the uɐɯxɐɟ ✅** @max · May 27, 2017, 15:52

**def max the uɐɯxɐɟ ✅** · May 24, 2017, 23:13

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**josef** @jk@mastodon.social · May 24, 2017, 23:13

if u bought $1000 of bitcoin in 2009, today youd be the king of spain

if u bought $1000 of bitcoin in 2009, today youd be an Actual Dragon

if u bought $1000 of bitcoin in 2009, today youd be The Moon

**def max the uɐɯxɐɟ ✅** @max · May 24, 2017, 02:20

**def max the uɐɯxɐɟ ✅** @max · May 24, 2017, 02:20

hot take: stacks of cash heated to 90ºF

**def max the uɐɯxɐɟ ✅** @max · May 23, 2017, 04:58

**def max the uɐɯxɐɟ ✅** @max · May 23, 2017, 04:58

how me much wood
could a woodchuck chuck
if I woodchuck could chuck
Chuck Woolery
into the ocean

**def max the uɐɯxɐɟ ✅** @max · May 23, 2017, 04:13

**def max the uɐɯxɐɟ ✅** @max · May 23, 2017, 04:13

i am so drunk
on tired right now

**def max the uɐɯxɐɟ ✅** · May 22, 2017, 12:36

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**catdad 💖** @tcql · May 22, 2017, 12:36

Aaaaaaaaahhhhhh octodon media is back finally it feels so good

**def max the uɐɯxɐɟ ✅** @max · May 22, 2017, 03:40

**def max the uɐɯxɐɟ ✅** @max · May 22, 2017, 03:40

but under trump-style neo-fascism
what will happen to the lifestyle bloggers

**def max the uɐɯxɐɟ ✅** @max · May 22, 2017, 02:23

**def max the uɐɯxɐɟ ✅** @max · May 22, 2017, 02:23

how is no one talking about
Robert Mueller's jaw
it is a large jaw
like jaws from the movie jaws
this is good
this how you know he can be trusted

**def max the uɐɯxɐɟ ✅** @max · May 21, 2017, 20:04

**def max the uɐɯxɐɟ ✅** @max · May 21, 2017, 20:04

I looked at some Java source code and am now in Intensive Care
AMA

**def max the uɐɯxɐɟ ✅** @max · May 21, 2017, 16:56

**def max the uɐɯxɐɟ ✅** @max · May 21, 2017, 16:56

Halp my sphere of influence is decreasing I am losing my powers how will I #thoughtleader

**def max the uɐɯxɐɟ ✅** @max · May 21, 2017, 15:52

**def max the uɐɯxɐɟ ✅** @max · May 21, 2017, 15:52

Free Halloween idea: Duke Skellington
Spoooky spooky

**def max the uɐɯxɐɟ ✅** @max · May 21, 2017, 04:39

**def max the uɐɯxɐɟ ✅** @max · May 21, 2017, 04:39

Sequels should be illegal