def max the uɐɯxɐɟ ✅ @max@octodon.social

when will the fashion world catch up to my innovative wearing of solid dark colored t-shirts and slim pants
they are so behind

henry rollins for president 2020

the movie snowpiercer is actually about the 2020 election

I need to built an audio system because sometimes the neighborhood just needs to be filled with me blasting YG

Ahhh the good folks at AutoCorp have deposited their slimy oils into my car so it can renew its depleted vessels so beautiful

If 45 gets impeached, I will name my first-born Congressional Probe.

where is my squad
where ya at

a fitness plan in which you do only push-ups and eat only push-pops.

Life is like a box of chocolates. I keep it in the cupboard above the microwave because I do not want to eat it that often.

The rainman commeth and he brings the gifts of slippery slidey-ness as foretold by the scriptures

Werner Herzog Shopping:
The food will bought.
The food will be consumed.
And in the end, the food will consume us.

also is shawarma a sandwich or is it like a dot dog in that regard is a wrap a sandwich what is the truth comey

Hello Mastodon it is poll time what should I eat for dinner:
1. Sandwich
2. Shawarma
3. Salad
4. The souls of the undead

wait shit mastodon doesn't have a poll feature

There will be #scotchposting tonight

Apologies, my #content has been so good that it caused all of octodon.social to become unavailable. I am back

hmmm but does Amazon Echo know that
""snitches get stitches"""

has anyone made any punk music about Trump yet

I wish to become the leader of a small nation
someone please make this happen, I will be asleep