def max the uɐɯxɐɟ ✅ @max@octodon.social
Certified Mastodon Thoughtleader™.
software engineer of ambiguous origin.
Birdsite: @m4xm4n
Life is actually about sandwiches and whether or not they are good, and whether or not a hotdog is one.
shit what do I get my very human mother for the day in which people are celebrated for giving birth to definitely very human offspring I have no ideas
this is very not good
oh no has the #discourse eclipsed the #content
@max as one of your many limbs you need to stop playing favorites with some of them
If I see you walking out of the bathroom without washing your hands, I assume you've killed at least once before.
From Reddit. Thought you guys would appreciate this:
don't worry nobody panic
there are at least three very valid reasons why it is expected that I am currrntly alight with fire 🔥
I don't mean to brag but I have done math at least four times
DONT TESt me
(srsly I will fail it)
I have made a zine and am here to share it. Here it is:
zine. ZIIIINNNEEEE. /zeeen/
I do not know what a zine is. pls use real words
do not utter to anyone that I am several nernds in a peacoat
I will deny it
are we talking of the void
I love my homeland
hello do you like existential fright
Also: Do not see Lost City of Z. It is not good.
Haha we live in exciting times
*empties full bottle of scotch into eyes*
After a long day of staring at your computer at work nothing beats going home and...staring at your computer some more
Anything can be a Jason Bourne movie if you play Extreme Ways while you're doing the thing.
Think about the Followers that REM would have got if only they had waited until 2017 and sang about Mastodon instead of Orange Crush 🤔
I am so hungry right now . . .
For personal fulfillment and Amazon order fulfillment
