def max the uɐɯxɐɟ ✅ @max@octodon.social

oh it is still in the cow this is very awkward

i ask the tough questions

like

where's the beef
the people have a right to know

its hard to believe that some people are missing out on all these good shitposts

Starbuck: *space drinking intensifies*

*space drama intensifies*

the kids are alright
but also

they are
_very annoying_

whenever i sleep
i fill my bed with the bees
it is the only way to achieve
the knee(s) I seek

announcing my new tootable CVE

var j = new SecurtyBoog();
j.doTheExploitNow('poop');

you are so hacked

what would you do
OooOooOoo
for a Tron-bike-car
🎵 🎶

Scientists are still looking into the reasons for the 2007 shutter shades
but we may never fully understand them

Everybody wants the goat cheese
But why do they
This is what psychology is all about

If Mr. Clean and Flo from Progressive were to marry, would that be #brand #engagement? 🤔

I heard the french elected a macaroon as president
oh wow do they love their desserts 🍨

i am so drunk rn on #brand #engagement

he was booked for drunk and disorderly
And then he was arrested
can I go on Johnny Carson now
This is the type of shitty joke Bob Hope would tell

wow Netflix is so cool you just hit the play button and it feeds you the good #content until you die or hit stop whichever comes first who knows

the ladies love my manly silhouette that reassures them I have at least 2 limb(s) and possibly more but it's unclear

best rapper in the game right now YUNG DRYER SHEET

https://soundcloud.com/gapaholics2015

* flavortown
* somewhere only we know
* the bar from closing time
* coca-mo
* Compton
* that place where they filmed that one scene in The Italian Job

I want to build a state machine but i don't know what of