def max the uɐɯxɐɟ ✅ @max@octodon.social

good god, logging into Mastodon after 9 months is like finding your MySpace page from when you were 14. So much shitposting!

@tcql congrats feline father

@Thehatter I'm in east Boston rn. Kinda just looking for something chill with craft beers or maybe a cocktail. I liked Drink last time I was there but I don't think I did it right...

@brandon that is americas lager

what is a good bar in boston

@tcql it is the way of the health

@ the brands: I will never engage with you

@swervestray or is he just slumbering

Biggie did not kick in the door or wave the 44 for this shit

I am an Internet Man with important Internet things to do. Watch me Internet.

slide in my timeline
like snake in the treeline

@tcql is this a subtoot

@tcql it's true I am the catdaddad

hello it turns out I am your father‬

valid email addresses are a fake idea

It's 2017 and scientists still don't have an answer for why i can't hold all these limes 🍋

Ahhh it is swamplike yet again in Minnesota
perfect for my scaley exterior(s)

I am able to report that it is currently hot as balls outside as they say in the meteorology bizzness

I do NOT have bad posture
it is innovative