def max the uɐɯxɐɟ ✅ @max@octodon.social

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software engineer of ambiguous origin.
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**def max the uɐɯxɐɟ ✅** @max · May 26, 2017, 04:33

**def max the uɐɯxɐɟ ✅** @max · May 26, 2017, 04:33

@jennijoeyo we all got matching tattoos

**def max the uɐɯxɐɟ ✅** @max · May 25, 2017, 02:34

**def max the uɐɯxɐɟ ✅** @max · May 25, 2017, 02:34

@aemarc ahhh yes 1 ton for every eye, arm, and leg attached to your body
good thinking

**def max the uɐɯxɐɟ ✅** · May 24, 2017, 23:13

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**josef** @jk@mastodon.social · May 24, 2017, 23:13

if u bought $1000 of bitcoin in 2009, today youd be the king of spain

if u bought $1000 of bitcoin in 2009, today youd be an Actual Dragon

if u bought $1000 of bitcoin in 2009, today youd be The Moon

**def max the uɐɯxɐɟ ✅** @max · May 24, 2017, 02:20

**def max the uɐɯxɐɟ ✅** @max · May 24, 2017, 02:20

hot take: stacks of cash heated to 90ºF

**def max the uɐɯxɐɟ ✅** @max · May 23, 2017, 04:58

**def max the uɐɯxɐɟ ✅** @max · May 23, 2017, 04:58

how me much wood
could a woodchuck chuck
if I woodchuck could chuck
Chuck Woolery
into the ocean

**def max the uɐɯxɐɟ ✅** @max · May 23, 2017, 04:13

**def max the uɐɯxɐɟ ✅** @max · May 23, 2017, 04:13

i am so drunk
on tired right now

**def max the uɐɯxɐɟ ✅** · May 22, 2017, 12:36

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**catdad 💖** @tcql · May 22, 2017, 12:36

Aaaaaaaaahhhhhh octodon media is back finally it feels so good

**def max the uɐɯxɐɟ ✅** @max · May 22, 2017, 03:40

**def max the uɐɯxɐɟ ✅** @max · May 22, 2017, 03:40

but under trump-style neo-fascism
what will happen to the lifestyle bloggers

**def max the uɐɯxɐɟ ✅** @max · May 22, 2017, 02:23

**def max the uɐɯxɐɟ ✅** @max · May 22, 2017, 02:23

how is no one talking about
Robert Mueller's jaw
it is a large jaw
like jaws from the movie jaws
this is good
this how you know he can be trusted

**def max the uɐɯxɐɟ ✅** @max · May 21, 2017, 20:04

**def max the uɐɯxɐɟ ✅** @max · May 21, 2017, 20:04

I looked at some Java source code and am now in Intensive Care
AMA

**def max the uɐɯxɐɟ ✅** @max · May 21, 2017, 16:56

**def max the uɐɯxɐɟ ✅** @max · May 21, 2017, 16:56

Halp my sphere of influence is decreasing I am losing my powers how will I #thoughtleader

**def max the uɐɯxɐɟ ✅** @max · May 21, 2017, 15:52

**def max the uɐɯxɐɟ ✅** @max · May 21, 2017, 15:52

Free Halloween idea: Duke Skellington
Spoooky spooky

**def max the uɐɯxɐɟ ✅** @max · May 21, 2017, 04:39

**def max the uɐɯxɐɟ ✅** @max · May 21, 2017, 04:39

Sequels should be illegal

**def max the uɐɯxɐɟ ✅** @max · May 20, 2017, 23:11

**def max the uɐɯxɐɟ ✅** @max · May 20, 2017, 23:11

when will the fashion world catch up to my innovative wearing of solid dark colored t-shirts and slim pants
they are so behind

**def max the uɐɯxɐɟ ✅** @max · May 20, 2017, 03:27

**def max the uɐɯxɐɟ ✅** @max · May 20, 2017, 03:27

**def max the uɐɯxɐɟ ✅** @max · May 20, 2017, 03:01

**def max the uɐɯxɐɟ ✅** @max · May 20, 2017, 03:01

henry rollins for president 2020

**def max the uɐɯxɐɟ ✅** @max · May 20, 2017, 02:18

**def max the uɐɯxɐɟ ✅** @max · May 20, 2017, 02:18

the movie snowpiercer is actually about the 2020 election

**def max the uɐɯxɐɟ ✅** @max · May 20, 2017, 02:13

**def max the uɐɯxɐɟ ✅** @max · May 20, 2017, 02:13

I need to built an audio system because sometimes the neighborhood just needs to be filled with me blasting YG

**def max the uɐɯxɐɟ ✅** @max · May 19, 2017, 21:06

**def max the uɐɯxɐɟ ✅** @max · May 19, 2017, 21:06

Ahhh the good folks at AutoCorp have deposited their slimy oils into my car so it can renew its depleted vessels so beautiful

**def max the uɐɯxɐɟ ✅** @max · May 19, 2017, 12:56

**def max the uɐɯxɐɟ ✅** @max · May 19, 2017, 12:56

If 45 gets impeached, I will name my first-born Congressional Probe.