def max the uɐɯxɐɟ ✅ @max@octodon.social

where is my squad
where ya at

a fitness plan in which you do only push-ups and eat only push-pops.

Life is like a box of chocolates. I keep it in the cupboard above the microwave because I do not want to eat it that often.

The rainman commeth and he brings the gifts of slippery slidey-ness as foretold by the scriptures

Werner Herzog Shopping:
The food will bought.
The food will be consumed.
And in the end, the food will consume us.

@cc I am leaning towards this too because I can then walk to the place and listen to my podcasts

also is shawarma a sandwich or is it like a dot dog in that regard is a wrap a sandwich what is the truth comey

Hello Mastodon it is poll time what should I eat for dinner:
1. Sandwich
2. Shawarma
3. Salad
4. The souls of the undead

wait shit mastodon doesn't have a poll feature

@tcql I am working on it as hard as I can I promise

There will be #scotchposting tonight

@tcql I did thank you

Apologies, my #content has been so good that it caused all of octodon.social to become unavailable. I am back

hmmm but does Amazon Echo know that
""snitches get stitches"""

has anyone made any punk music about Trump yet

I wish to become the leader of a small nation
someone please make this happen, I will be asleep

Life is actually about sandwiches and whether or not they are good, and whether or not a hotdog is one.

@aemarc ohhh shiiiittt its Angie watttt up just applying fresh varnish to limb(s) u kno how it isss

shit what do I get my very human mother for the day in which people are celebrated for giving birth to definitely very human offspring I have no ideas