**def max the uɐɯxɐɟ ✅** @max · Apr 11, 2017, 04:08

**def max the uɐɯxɐɟ ✅** @max · Apr 11, 2017, 04:08

def max the uɐɯxɐɟ ✅ @max

let's play a game
there are 3 bats in your house

**def max the uɐɯxɐɟ ✅** @max · 2017-04-11T04:19:27Z

def max the uɐɯxɐɟ ✅ @max

there is no follow up to this
get the bats
yay fun

Apr 11, 2017, 04:19 · Amaroq · 0 · 1

**tom ⚛️** @thomson@mastodon.xyz · Apr 11, 2017, 04:20

**tom ⚛️** @thomson@mastodon.xyz · Apr 11, 2017, 04:20

@max unless they get you first...:bat:

**Groofay du Breton** @groofay · Apr 11, 2017, 04:23

**Groofay du Breton** @groofay · Apr 11, 2017, 04:23

@max bat, bat, bat, bat, bat, bat, bat, bat, bat, bat, bat, bat, bat, bat, bat, bat, bat, bat, bat, bat, bat, bat, bat, bat, bat, bat, bat, bat, bat, bat, bat, bat, bat, bat, bat, bat, bat, bat, bat, bat, bat, bat, bat, bat, bat, bat, bat, bat, bat, bat, bat, bat, bat, bat, bat, bat, bat, bat, bat, bat, bat, bat, bat, bat, bat, bat, bat, bat, bat, bat, bat, bat, bat, bat, BAT!!!!! [chase people around until they start crying]

**def max the uɐɯxɐɟ ✅** @max · Apr 11, 2017, 04:24

**def max the uɐɯxɐɟ ✅** @max · Apr 11, 2017, 04:24

@groofay get the baet

**Groofay du Breton** @groofay · Apr 11, 2017, 04:25

**Groofay du Breton** @groofay · Apr 11, 2017, 04:25

@max i got it bruh

**brwarner** @brwarner · Apr 11, 2017, 04:27

**brwarner** @brwarner · Apr 11, 2017, 04:27

@max This happened to me in real life once. Was not fun. Was terrifying. Lots of screaming. Bats, humans, everyone was screaming.

**brwarner** @brwarner · Apr 11, 2017, 04:29

**brwarner** @brwarner · Apr 11, 2017, 04:29

@max We had to fashion a bat trapping device out of a small pale and cereal boxes and eventually managed to transport it outside, unharmed. Then we opened it and ran back inside.