good god, logging into Mastodon after 9 months is like finding your MySpace page from when you were 14. So much shitposting!
what is a good bar in boston
@ the brands: I will never engage with you
Biggie did not kick in the door or wave the 44 for this shit
I am an Internet Man with important Internet things to do. Watch me Internet.
slide in my timeline
like snake in the treeline
valid email addresses are a fake idea
It's 2017 and scientists still don't have an answer for why i can't hold all these limes 🍋
Ahhh it is swamplike yet again in Minnesota
perfect for my scaley exterior(s)
I am able to report that it is currently hot as balls outside as they say in the meteorology bizzness
I do NOT have bad posture
it is innovative
what does the police car say
WEE WOO MOTHERFUCKER
MAX DOESN'T GET TO SLEEP
I competed in a beer olympics this weekend
my team got second place all is okay
we all have all of our toe(s) and that's the most important thing
oh wow i have been asked to form a coalition government with corbyn this is quite unexpected I of course accept
Adding "iPads" to "Max's List of Things That Don't Exist". The list is now
2. a perfect sized bag of hamburger buns
the piss tape is real
ｔｈｅ ｐｉｓｓ ｔａｐｅ ｉｓ ｒｅａｌ
Շɦﻉ ρٱรร Շคρﻉ ٱร ɼﻉคɭ
the movies about the future have lied
I have not been referred to as "Citizen" once yet
Certified Mastodon Thoughtleader™.
software engineer of ambiguous origin.
Octodon is a nice general purpose instance. more