Front end dev in Omaha
*in this toot I am part of a Van Halen parody band that exclusively sings about outdated electric vehicle charging technologies*
🎵 CHAdeMO 🎵
Oh what the hell I shitposted into a Mandela effect https://www.reddit.com/r/MandelaEffect/comments/418ch4/in_revenge_of_the_sith_so_this_is_how_democracy/
Reading the news
In honor of Le Tour, gonna watch the little known sequel
Air Bud: In The Paw-Lawton
Went to a football game commissioned by a satellite
The only good vandalism
I wasn't expecting a Games Done Quick Zelda speedrun to leave me in tears, but here we are.
S O N IC A N D
When a very specific number of bluejays arrives at your birdfeeder......... that's Corvid-19
"AWS" stands for
AhhhWhere'S my money gone?
Be our guestDon’t be lateSet it straight this Watergate
Imagine you click the "Toot!" button, and suddenly Megalovania starts playing
Who’s writing good contemporary thrillers? I tried out a Jack Reacher novel but came away unimpressed, way too much time in the weeds about soft nose ammunition and other “tactical” details I have no interest in
I speak on behalf of all cats everywhere to LET US SLEEP IN THE UNDERWEAR DRAWER‼️
Started streaming on my #owncast server: Real Racing, Fake Bikes, in Zwifthttps://stream.steele.blue/
What’s the best name for a donut shop started by an ex-FB employee
My employer’s twitter spoiled today's Wordle, wth
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