earworm shitpost 

🎶 🎼 Stacy's mom is lost to qanon 🎵 🎤

covid + board game shitpost 

If we get enough variants at least this will be relevant

Someone make DOS-era “Abort, Retry, Fail” wall art in the style of “Live, Laugh, Love”

A "podcast" behind a paywall is not a podcast.

A "podcast" that only one app can receive is not a podcast.

A "podcast" without a public feed that can be freely pulled into any podcast client or RSS reader is not a damn podcast, don't let people get away with calling it that.

@deafferret pouring one out for all those ideally-organized eggs that surely have already met their demise

whining about parents 

@kitty my mom does my chores for me when she comes over. Stuff I never do, like polishing my tea kettle and what not!

Joke’s on you, power outage, I threw away all the food in my fridge yesterday after putting a pizza box in that was too big.

I should be training for my upcoming 300-mile gravel bike race, but I just found out the GPS tracker I'm using has an API and I've been wanting to play with geofencing for a while.

I'm not going to finish this race.

@nicknisi @deafferret I could be totally off base here, I haven't actually used Nest but it looks very much like enterprise Spring code from what I've seen.

It's actually probably the gateway framework I'd use to get Node into our Java shop!

face masks 

The chaos energy of seeing someone at the grocery store wearing a face mask under their nose, after mandates have been lifted

I at least get it as a "silent protest" when ordinances were in place, but why half-ass it in the month of our lord june 2021?

@deafferret I feel like someone has made a typed superset of Perl, just for the pure chaos energy of it.

Also, if you say the T-word enough times you may summon @nicknisi

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