Matt Steele @mattdsteele@octodon.social

Reading the news

Went to a football game commissioned by a satellite

The only good vandalism

Programming note

Your performance budget when you import core-js

*squats down, smells the ground* A great battle occurred here… the clown insurgency is growing more and more emboldened

This is so stupid, I'm sorry

The current joke numbers are done. We’re all going to rally around John Cage from now on.

If you lived here, you’d be home by now. But you never signed the lease documents, so we’ve let another family move in

Getting roasted with deez nuts jokes in the lobby

Good day to crush some gravel

Board gamers respect the original orb ponderer

A Wordle bug folks on iOS will probably see when moving to NYT:

Since Safari isolates storage from PWAs installed to the Home Screen, if you “pop open” the NYT redirect to Safari and try to reinstall it, you’ll lose your stats and settings.

https://firt.dev/ios-14#storage-shared-with-safari

My hobby is playing just real shit openers

(Yesterday’s word, no spoilers)

Gonna eat these both to cancel out the calories