Barcamp might have gotten every single Omaha Mastodon user in a room together. We should have named a designated survivor or something, too much tail risk

Every time I drive past an Arby's they have to lash me to the mast like Odysseus

I wanted to setup CI/CD on a new repo but I accidentally deployed my code onto a Phillips CD-i

Tried to fill a candy bowl with Smarties and Dum Dums and I opened a Hellmouth

Dark Mode Everywhere may already be completely played out, but it was too easy not to implement on the blog:

Compiling cross-platform binaries is my Untitled GOOS Game

Cut my slice into pieces
This is my Go quick sort

*looking to ride the coattails of a popular musical in town*

uhh Alexander YAMLton send toot

I'm playing 4d chess, baby, and if there's one thing that amusement park rides have taught me that extra 4th dimension means getting randomly sprayed with water

guess what idiot. i can't be owned. i am literally too stupid to be owned. if you try to own me i won't even understand. all your owns sound like the grown-ups in charlie brown to me

Some day we’re going to look back and think “They don’t make nostalgia like they used to”.

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