Matt Steele @mattdsteele@octodon.social
Me: I would like to make two GraphQL queries per hour
FaunaDB: That will be tens of thousands of read operations per day
Hey now
You’re an A*
Get your graph on
Path search 🎶
@deafferret they’ve started naming patrons on the North Omaha History Podcast again, just thought you should know!
I spent the last week building an app to better manage the privacy of my Strava activities, and wrote about my experience: https://steele.blue/secret-strava/
I built it as a Sinatra app atop Google Cloud Run, but it felt so much like my experiences with Heroku from a decade ago.
Are all PaaS offerings (Cloud Foundry, OpenShift, etc) just catching up to where Heroku was, with an on-prem option? I feel like I'm missing something.
Matt Steele
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Programmers act like they are geniuses using AI to solve the worlds problems when 99% of them are over engineering a webpage that acts as a UI for editing a database entry.
Folks outside Omaha: is the Nebraska news here getting out beyond the state? It feels like a defining moment here, but I can’t tell how much of a bubble I’m in
This isn’t the most important thing happening today by a long shot, but I want to show you my vegan, gluten free toilet cleaner.
I didn't watch much of The Office (US) but there was one clip I vaguely recall that I can no longer find. The way I remember it, Jim kept asking Dwight about increasing Gs for cell phone service:
J: Is 4G possible?
D: Yes, for sure.
J: 8G?
D: I believe so.
J: ... One thousand G?
D: ..... Yes.
Am I completely misremembering this?
Made a little site to generate iCal birthday calendars in Animal Crossing: https://acnh-birthdays.steele.blue/
My house is still a tent.
Haven't had a reason to visit ticalc.org for over two decades, I'm amazed it's still got a community behind it, and that TI finally locked down those awesome devices. https://www.ticalc.org/archives/news/articles/14/149/149342.html
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ever wondered why hotdog buns are so narrow? it’s to prevent people from “double dogging”, an activity prohibited by the protestant church until 1962
*to the tune of the Hallelujah Chorus from Handel's Messiah*
Waaa-luigi
Waaa-luigi
Vitruvian Man: Into The Vitruvian-Verse
While you were out battling crowds at Costco for toilet paper, I was heading to Ace Hardware for the really important stuff
This 100% bombed on Twitter, so I hope you enjoy it, have a great day
Hereby referring to any technology that results in a website that lasts 20+ years as SpaceJAMStack
