magpie @magpie@octodon.social
a magpie. a parent. i like dogs, science, games, all the animals, books, cartoons, and napping. twitter @leiapico. sometimes i draw pictures. pronouns: none/any
im still here
yesterday's snowman succumbs ⛇☀
catching up on #adventuretime and i'm sad that it's the last season, but happy it stayed really good throughout its run
beer Show more
my son will be 2 tomorrow. he just picked his nose and brought me the booger and i told him to wipe it on his pants and he wiped it on his bare chest.
rambling about kids tv Show more
puffin rock on netflix is one of my favorite little #kids shows. cute, sweet stories. brave, smart, female main character. a little bit of nature education. the art is really nice too. highly recommend, especially if you have kids.
pet turkey death, mildly graphic Show more
the bread is done. the house smells good
cute people regardless of gender. boost if you agree
bread making yet again
animal crossing Show more
where are your legs, hildy? gone.
Parents! Look out for slang your teens might be using to talk about the new republican tax plan:
LOL: lots of layoffs
LMAO: launder my assets offshore
FFS: fiscally feudal society
BTW: buttress the wealthy
TFW: tax foolish workers
BRB: buy roubles, bitch
https://twitter.com/vornietom/status/932840705784930304
slept badly... i woke up a bunch of times and was drooling a ton and couldn't get comfortable. always great
my organic pee container is getting full to capacity. brb.
these perfect beans
I'm designing some Wind-In-The-Willows-esque animals for a thing, and if I were to ever have a fursona, I think this would probably be it. #illustration #characterdesign #furry https://mastodon.social/media/IWoQ7bOe7ra80ekz92E
my toddler is beating on his drum in the play room while im cleaning up breakfast and i just heard, "poppy, dance! poppy! dance!"
poppy is the dog.
